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Wednesday, June 30, 1999 at 23:42:33 (BST)
Peter Rees  
WE'RE BACK!!

Words can't discribe how much fun we had. I had the time of my life! How about a gathering tomorow (Thursday) to catch up and shit.

Giz call.. alright bruver!
Friday, June 25, 1999 at 13:42:41 (BST)
David Murphy  
Just bought the Human Traffic Soundtrack...

Nice one Brufer!!.. :D

-David
Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 13:01:47 (BST)
David Murphy  
Cool lets call it a Date if thats all cool with James (and co.) ... and we can round up some more people.. like Jez and stuff...

-David
Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 11:31:10 (BST)
Dan Mc  
me and gem can make it on sunnyday
Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 08:36:25 (BST)
David Murphy  
I'll talk to people tonight.. we is going to Kingston.. so will see who is up for it ...

groovy...

-David
Wednesday, June 23, 1999 at 16:56:05 (BST)
James Smith  
Ok, who can make it to Golder's Green on Sunday? There's plenty of places to park & the tube is fairly close.
Tuesday, June 22, 1999 at 08:31:24 (BST)
David Murphy  
Dan you are INSANE!..

-David
Tuesday, June 22, 1999 at 06:47:07 (BST)
Dan Mc  
what am i doing at work at this time in the morning ... please tell me god... why .... sob sob sob
Monday, June 21, 1999 at 17:50:56 (BST)
Dan Mc  
or (seeing as we all earn loads of wonga now) we can just buy soem of those throwaway BBQ's from any good supermarket
Monday, June 21, 1999 at 17:00:07 (BST)
David Murphy  
Evil Bastard reckons we should use some Bricks, a grill tray(thing) from an oven and some charcoal brickettes..

Sounds like a plan... D.I.Y. Bar-B-Q...

-David
Monday, June 21, 1999 at 15:37:12 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
So come on own up who has bar-b-q kit that they can bring around to our gaff?
Monday, June 21, 1999 at 10:28:43 (BST)
David Murphy  
Argh! Sunday was Lovely... Oh well all is green lighted for BBQ this Sunday??

Will keep an eye on the weather..

-David
Friday, June 18, 1999 at 10:21:07 (BST)
David Murphy  
Doh!... oh well.. we went to a nice Pub.. so we will have to go there next week an ting.. if weather is nice...

BBQ is a great idea... hmm seems Sunday may be raining :(((.. gotta keep an eye on weather....

-David
Friday, June 18, 1999 at 09:25:58 (BST)
Dan Mc  
word up G wassup wit da BBQ me and Gem want in some of dat action and ting

p.s last night Gem and me went to slutton instead of Kingston town by accident...fools :(
Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 18:14:24 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Let me in on that BBQ thing!
Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 11:44:16 (BST)
David Murphy  
Sounds like a great idea.. WHEN!? Sunday?

word is born..

-David
Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 10:21:15 (BST)
James Smith  
Alright, listen up you punk-ass bitches, there is some serious BBQ weather going on at the moment & it's about time we got a piece of it, if someone has some equipment that we can borrow, you lot could come up to ours, what do ya reckon?
Tuesday, June 15, 1999 at 15:39:02 (BST)
David Murphy  
erm...
Tuesday, June 15, 1999 at 14:05:04 (BST)
James Smith  
Is that the gadget that can store pictures of big fish in it? What happens if, like me you think that fishing is pants? Didn't think of that did they eh?
Tuesday, June 15, 1999 at 10:27:19 (BST)
David Murphy  
Boss just handed me a Nokia communicator to play with... I want one NOW!..

-David
Monday, June 14, 1999 at 16:04:14 (BST)
David Murphy  
And I thought I! had too much time on my hands :)

-David
Monday, June 14, 1999 at 16:01:26 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
Migufuchi mouse - Mighty Mouse in Japanese!
Friday, June 11, 1999 at 15:48:55 (BST)
David Murphy  
Yup Matrix Sunday.. is Jeff coming??

Will call people at the weekend..

-David
Friday, June 11, 1999 at 14:27:03 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Matrix sunday???
Friday, June 11, 1999 at 08:36:43 (BST)
David Murphy  
Human Traffic was very very cool...

hmm I'm now VERY VERY Tired...

No plans this weekend, as Chris is going to his mums birthday... Next weekend is looking good though...

-David
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 17:56:52 (BST)
Dan Mc  
EURRGGHH gross
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 14:47:12 (BST)
David Murphy  
Perhaps there is a little Japanese in you already...

-David
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 14:14:48 (BST)
Peter Rees  
How boring is mine: Peteru Reesu!!
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 12:03:11 (BST)
David Murphy  
I think these may even be fairly acurate as well,... I tried putting my 'Japanese' name in, to see if it would make it even more bonkers... but it didn't.. so it may even be proper and everything..

groovy

-David
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 11:58:18 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
jonafun fupuripu buriguri (including middle name)
Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 09:48:11 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Denieru mukudonarudo.
now that is a cool name
Wednesday, June 09, 1999 at 14:36:15 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
jonafun buriguri (what the hell??)
Wednesday, June 09, 1999 at 10:44:46 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Arasutairu Korunishi
Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 16:11:26 (BST)
James Smith  
Jamesu sumifu. Now that's funny.


Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 11:44:13 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
Bri Goost - Cool
Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 10:55:19 (BST)
David Murphy Japanese
How to say your name in Japanese :

http://www.urban75.com/Mag/jap.html

-David (Debide murufupu)
Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 08:40:08 (BST)
David Murphy Climbing
Hey Chris.. check out the climbing wall :

http://www.castle-climbing.co.uk/graphic/index.html

-David
Monday, June 07, 1999 at 08:37:30 (BST)
David Murphy  
Word up...

Monday morning... argh and my phone is ringing...

-David
Sunday, June 06, 1999 at 10:11:41 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Hello


I saw Star Wars The Phantom Menace
oh yeah and The Matrix and The Mummy
Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 22:22:12 (BST)
David & Gilly  
We are in a groovy latrin club in London.. it has a terminal.. so we write...lovely...

see you all on Monday ..

-David

Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 22:21:41 (BST)
David & Gilly  
We are in a groovy latrin club in London.. it has a terminal.. so we write...lovely...

see you all on Monday ..

-David

Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 10:43:49 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Its my mail address you fool
Friday, June 04, 1999 at 14:53:06 (BST)
Chris 'Pilch beca' Pile Stuff
David: you have moderator access to the list.

Who is "topshelf01@hotmail.com" and joined the mailing list? They didn't enter a name.

SeeYa tomorrow.
Friday, June 04, 1999 at 12:10:53 (BST)
David Murphy  
Your star wars name :

1.Start with the first three letters of your last name.
2.Add the first two letters of your first name
3.Add the first two letters of your mother's maiden name
4.Add the first two letters of the place where you were born
5.Now remove one letter (if necessary) to make it sound better


-David (Murda Plew)
Friday, June 04, 1999 at 11:11:39 (BST)
David Murphy  
Great Quote

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
-Carl Zwanig

Oh and join the mailing list now..

-David
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 23:17:58 (BST)
Chris Pile Nescot95 mailing list
I'd like to come out (no I'm not gay) on Saturday but may stay in to see my parents etc. Give ya'll a call on Saturday early evening.

Click above link to join the new Nescot95 mailing list.
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 16:13:15 (BST)
David Murphy  
Not yet.. dunno what time Mr. Pile is returning on Saturday.. and weather he is up for pub or wants to stay in??

Chris, ball is in your court...

-David
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 15:48:53 (BST)
James Smith  
Are there any plans yet for the return of CSP ?
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 14:17:09 (BST)
David Murphy  
Happy birthday Chris' Mum..

and YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH for Chris' return..

-David
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 13:31:02 (BST)
Chris 'finished uni' Pile Stuff
OH YES! I've finished.

I'm coming home,........

Happy Birthday to my mum.
Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 08:36:06 (BST)
David Murphy Future !?
Check out the computer with a leeches brain :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_358000/358822.stm

and the last line of the article made me giggle..

-David
Wednesday, June 02, 1999 at 10:58:29 (BST)
David Murphy  
YEAAAAAAAAAH!.. Pub this weekend at some point? Saturday? Sunday? or maybe wait till during the week..

-David
Wednesday, June 02, 1999 at 10:49:11 (BST)
Chris 'rain man' Pile Stuff
Ah! we had that a few days ago. The lightening was awesome.

Seems we get the same weather a day or two before you guys down there.

Final exam tomorrow then I'm home on Saturday. Hooray!
Wednesday, June 02, 1999 at 08:50:40 (BST)
David Murphy  
Big Up storm.. woooow lots of flooding, power cuts.. burnt out electrics.. oooooh nasty...

-David
Monday, May 31, 1999 at 22:10:13 (BST)
David Murphy Ali G
Here Da Sounds O Da Ali G :

http://www.mentski.freeserve.co.uk/alig/sounds.htm

Very funny.

-David
Friday, May 28, 1999 at 17:56:33 (BST)
James Smith  
David : Probably see you there then.
Friday, May 28, 1999 at 14:33:25 (BST)
David Murphy  
Hahah :) Thus the DR design on their album stuff.. no I didn't mean they were gay as in Homosexual.. they are just a bit gay.. as in lacking in balls...

But as I say Lead singer bloke is a real nice guy.. but some of them were friends of Rosie... and I never did get on with any of Rosie's friends :)

Tell you what.. why don't we all go to that.. and See your mates band.. if you come and see Ant (or his band Junior Blanks) play Sonic Mook some time :)..

Hows that for a deal? (obviously we will now all be going anyway ! regardless of weather your gonna see Ant :)

-David
Friday, May 28, 1999 at 14:21:54 (BST)
James Smith  
Super Charger aren't that gay, one band member is a programmer on Wip3out & he's a top geezer.
Friday, May 28, 1999 at 11:49:35 (BST)
David Murphy  
Yeah Scala is a great venue.. went to a night called NY Sushi there and it was top notch.. big place..

Saturdays is Sonic Mook Experiment.. which is okay I guess... my mate Ant (DJ Scissorkicks) is DJing there next month, which will be nice. This Saturday isn't looking too great at Sonic Mook, the 2 bands that are on (Space Raiders and Sueprcharger) are shit and gay (in that order)... although the lead signer from Supercharger is a real nice guy.

HOWEVER!.. Chemical Brothers are NOT DJing at Headstart this saturday (at Turnmills) so it will be worth going.. cos the people that are there are Great... Andrea Parker, a guy from Leftfield.. and a sound system from Pork Records (who are great)... So whose up for that???

ALSO!!

In Harrow Uni tonight,... the mighty HoTWire from The Planet Of Leather Moomins (thats me) is DJing with SupaDJ Acid Jezz, for a chill out extraviganza.. with ace computerised visual projections from Ninja Girl (thats me and my mate Derek :)..

Coolio

-David
Friday, May 28, 1999 at 11:12:36 (BST)
James Smith  
What are you lot up to Saturday night ? Have any of you been to a club near Kings Cross called the Scala?
Thursday, May 27, 1999 at 17:14:40 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Chris if you are back next saturday I won't want to see you...

becasue thats the day I get back from New Yack I will be to tired
Thursday, May 27, 1999 at 14:19:40 (BST)
David Murphy  
Will you be back by next Saturday Chris!??!??!??

-David
Thursday, May 27, 1999 at 13:49:02 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
One exam left and only one week to go. Oh yes!
Tuesday, May 25, 1999 at 16:26:56 (BST)
David Murphy  
Cool!

-David
Tuesday, May 25, 1999 at 15:27:09 (BST)
Jeff Brutus  
(James S. Give it Back ok !! )

MENOMONIE, Wis. (AP) _ A $60,000 copy of ``Star Wars: Episode I _ The Phantom Menace'' was stolen right off the projector at a theater over the weekend.

The film, weighing more than 40 pounds, was taken from the first-floor projection room of the State Theater between showings Friday and Saturday, theater owner Nick LeGros said.

``In the 23 years I've been doing this, this is the first time I've had a film stolen,'' LeGros said.

Someone could make money by converting the movie to videocassette and selling it on the black market, police Lt. Doug Briggs said.

The size and weight of the film have police thinking more than one person stole the movie. There were no signs of forced entry, police said.
Tuesday, May 25, 1999 at 09:03:28 (BST)
Peter Rees  
Wow!
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 22:29:39 (BST)
David Murphy  
James : nice!

-David
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 21:07:55 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Bastard
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 20:45:55 (BST)
James Smith  
Oh yeah, almost forgot...I bumped into Jerry Cantrell in L.A too....
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 20:44:56 (BST)
James Smith  
Hi everyone, I've just got back from Vegas (where a few of us went after E3).
Saw Phantom Menace whilst out there & I must say that I was a bit disappointed...but only a bit.Vegas is a completely mental.
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 11:29:51 (BST)
David Murphy  
Hayley : No she has no accent... she is moving to Salsbury, with her boy friend.. she has a cottage down their or something.. still the same old emma.. except tanned and healthier looking.. :)

Everyone : I'm running that SETI search thing.. (Search For Extra Terestrial Intelligence)... and it is scanning for strong radio signals from areas of the sky.. and I got a peak over the weekend..!! Which is cool.. but it could just be an unexpected signal from earth :).. oh well.. we shall see..

-David
Monday, May 24, 1999 at 02:32:34 (BST)
Hayley Gamble  
So I saw The Phantom Menace yesterday, funky movie. Now I really want to see the next one, how long is THAT going to take? SO how is Emma? Does she have an accent, or a geyser in tow?
Hayley
Sunday, May 23, 1999 at 13:47:46 (BST)
David Murphy  
Well what a messup that was..

oh well

DAN!! It's Sunday 2 o'clock.. Call Me!.. unless I can find your number at work first :)

-David
Friday, May 21, 1999 at 10:11:48 (BST)
David Murphy  
Al, I think just about everyone will be there Saturday also.. Dossett can't make it.. and I'll have to speak to Liz to see if she and Douggie will be there both days... Gilly certainly will.. and most importantly Emma will also..

-David
Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 16:35:29 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
I'll be there Saturday but only if like everyone is going to be there! Are the girly posse coming on Friday and Saturday? Otherwise I may come Saturday to see the Emma-nator k' give me the good word.
Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 14:10:50 (BST)
David Murphy ARGH Big Rock!
Oh my god.. you killed Earth... you bastard...

Not sure who will be at the pub and when.. shaping up for a girly night on Friday.. Emma, Fran, Gilly, Me, erm.. :) But I think Evil Jon might come both days.. no word from those slackers up in Camden.. yet..

So some people will be there at sometime on both Friday on Saturday..

-David
Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 12:37:43 (BST)
Dan Mc  
so who is coming when...
i will be able to come saturday (working late on friday night) :(
Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 08:36:19 (BST)
David Murphy  
Okay slight change of plans.. or addition to plans.. we are going on Friday .. and Saturday.. as some people can make friday but not saturday and others can make saturday not friday :)..

so would be nice if those than can make both.. kind of.. well... make both ..

-David
Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 19:09:22 (BST)
Dan Mc  
no, say hello to her yourself....lazy so and so
Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 17:21:34 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Say Hi to Emma for me.
Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 14:00:43 (BST)
David Murphy  
OKay okay .. Kingston it is.. I'll mail everyone in the world this afternoon.. and try and get hold of Emma before the weekend..

-David
Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 12:35:30 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Yo dudes wassup and ting... I'm back in the house

I just had 3 days off thats why I ain't been around

yeah I'm up for the weekend, if we go to Kingston Town then maybe more people can make it (Al, James...)
DanMc:)
Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 17:30:35 (BST)
David Murphy  
Well done to Annalise BTW

-David
Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 16:50:51 (BST)
David Murphy  
That IS tidy.. I tidyed it after we had that power cut on Thursday..

Scary isn't it :)

-David
Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 16:36:40 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Anne passed BTW, only 9 belts left.
Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 16:35:08 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
David: Tidy your desk. Also you were the 8,000th person to reload the Notice Board.

Fran: Thunderbirds are go. Never heard of Gerry Anderson, sorry.

Dan: Where are you man?

Three more weeks......
Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 09:42:28 (BST)
David Murphy  
Everyone up for a gathering of the clan this Saturday?? I'll email everyone.. probably be easiest to go to Slutton...

Obviously we can have a bigger one once Jez and Christov return from Uni..

-David
Monday, May 17, 1999 at 17:25:41 (BST)
David Murphy Working
ME at work :

www.soundtracs.co.uk/test/working.jpg

Thats my desk.. and yes it's a bad photo..

-David
Monday, May 17, 1999 at 17:12:03 (BST)
I forgot to say...  
Oh yeah... apparently Gerry Anderson will be at Dorking Halls this Saturday for a film fair organised by his fan club. There will be an exhibition & lots of Thunderbird stuff.

Fran "No Memory" Dossett.
Monday, May 17, 1999 at 17:08:40 (BST)
Fran Dossett  
NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH...
For those of you who don't know, Emma is back in the country as of last Saturday. She's off to Salisbury tomorrow...
Hopefully we can ALL get together this weekend or something.

See ya!

Frannie
Monday, May 17, 1999 at 16:55:24 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Did anyone see/tape the Guiness book of records thing on TV on Friday?? There were some real freaks on it. One woman could make her eyeballs pop out half way, and another guy could pull his neck skin over his top lip. Smart.
Monday, May 17, 1999 at 08:41:29 (BST)
David Murphy  
Anna is Hong Kong Fooey in The Karate Grading!

hmmm... what colour? are you going to beat up Christov now?? :)

-David
Sunday, May 16, 1999 at 13:03:38 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Mash dem Karate fools up rude style Anne
Friday, May 14, 1999 at 19:02:28 (BST)
Anne Holt  
Hello, my dad let me have a little go on the web, so I thought I'd say hi! If anyone's really bored, let me know if you come across any uni postgrad courses on dietics. Big kisses and love etc, Anna xx

ps All good luck emails welcome since I have my karate grading on Monday.
Friday, May 14, 1999 at 17:21:59 (BST)
David Murphy  
Wow your uni must have some dealers ;)

-David
Friday, May 14, 1999 at 16:48:10 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
The uni. has been feeding those hampsters some class A's since the whole uni. has power now.
Friday, May 14, 1999 at 16:11:26 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
No way G. We had a power cut at uni aswell, although I've just come in and found a room running off some hamster generated power. The rest of the machines aren't working though.
Thursday, May 13, 1999 at 16:52:06 (BST)
Isaac Murphy H-Dog
Ya all mah mo'fo's tha king G H-Dog is back in the haausss...

Word

http://www.theonion.com/onion3518/autobio_herbert_k.html

-Isaac
Thursday, May 13, 1999 at 16:16:31 (BST)
David Murphy  
WOOOW power cut .. 3-4 hours with no power (someone cut through the cables outside).. it's really entertaining when the power comes back on, causes a big spike and exlpodes one of your repeaters (network hardware).. and it's you job to discover this and fix it.. all the time your phone is ringing with people asking why the network doesn't work! .. oh well

I took a photo of my desk and the room I work in .. so that should be nice..

-David
Thursday, May 13, 1999 at 08:33:30 (BST)
David Murphy  
Coolio, perhaps I should try and locate all the Murphys in the world ;) ..

Jokes on a postcard to the usual address please ....

-David
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 21:07:51 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
Yeah, he's my second cousin that I've never met.
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 13:58:29 (BST)
David Murphy  
Did you email him Jon??

-David
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 13:28:21 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
Cheaky b*#"ard!!
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 13:26:44 (BST)
Jon Brigly  
Can you believe this guy is actually related to me??
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 11:12:45 (BST)
David Murphy Satan Trek??
Star Trek Satanic??
http://members.tripod.com/~tzimisce69/satantrek.html

-David
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 10:08:45 (BST)
Jon Brigly matthewbrigly@hotmail.com
This is Matt Brigly trying to find out who is this Jon Brigly person.I am Fred Brigly's son and can't for the life of me work out who Jon Brigly would be!The only Jon Brigly i know is my Uncle John Brigly of South Norwood fame.I am presently in Australia (Perth) training to be an English teacher so i can live in Japan with my Japanese girlfriend.I was on the internet and decided to search for references to my rare surname and this site came up.I have already sent an E-mail but no reply so pull your finger out and reply to matthewbrigly@hotmail.com or matthew brigly@yahoo.com soon!
Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 09:29:31 (BST)
David Murphy bigchill
Sorry Chris I think I have a prior appointment to stick needles in my eyes :) .. only kidding...

surely you are back in 2 and a half weeks now-ish :)..

woow summer stuff check :

www.bigchill.co.uk

relaxing festival with flushing toilets, nice showers, 24hour cafe, in the grounds of a big victorian house.. looking forwards to this one ..

-David
Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 22:34:36 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
I seem to have the house to myself this weekend. Anyone fancy visiting Stuffyshire?

Pringles are made from the worst quality potatoes, all rotting etc. Sold at about £25 per 1,000 kilos or something. It's true, insider info.
Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 09:39:03 (BST)
David Murphy wooo photo
woow look mummy I'm a designer :

http://www.soundtracs.co.uk/test/freeze2.jpg

Thats my mate Derek jumping, and some weird ass looking bird my friend Antony knows .. shes French .. nuff said :)

-David
Monday, May 10, 1999 at 09:43:19 (BST)
Dan Mc  
ah ... i'm at home now ..... er no i'm not
Monday, May 10, 1999 at 08:39:02 (BST)
David Murphy  
Argh Dan that blows...

-David
Sunday, May 09, 1999 at 17:46:17 (BST)
Dan Mc  
No you don't understand.... they are asking me to stay later and later .... ohhhh.... sob sob sob
somebody tell Gemma when you see her next that I love and miss her.......
Sunday, May 09, 1999 at 16:07:46 (BST)
David Murphy  
Because your brain is broken...

-David
Sunday, May 09, 1999 at 12:19:04 (BST)
Dan Mc  
My God, why am I at work.... please answer me.... I need to know.... anybody...... heeeellllp mmmeeee
Friday, May 07, 1999 at 08:43:48 (BST)
David Murphy  
OH My GOD! Jonny Morris has died... thats 3 in a row...

-David
Thursday, May 06, 1999 at 12:49:59 (BST)
James Smith  
I brought the Episode I soundtrack yesterday, it is quite smart. I think I'll appreciate it more, though after I've seen the film.
Thursday, May 06, 1999 at 12:45:38 (BST)
James Smith  
David : Jinkz
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 at 21:22:29 (BST)
David Murphy  
Someone you work with is on the Filthy Truth mailing list :)

-David
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 at 17:33:07 (BST)
James Smith  
Ever wonder where the Japanese get the names for their crazy games?

Here's where:

http://www.nationalgamereview.com/99.4.26/words/japan.html

The best one we got was:

Super Mekka Jesus Fever
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 at 17:19:39 (BST)
David Murphy Japanesy..
Make a Title for your new Japanese Game :

http://www.nationalgamereview.com/99.4.26/words/japan.html

my one is called :
Jolly Joy Fighter Fever

-David
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 at 11:24:18 (BST)
David Murphy What Is The Matrix?
AAAAAAAAARGH!!! we gotta wait all the way till 18th of June for the Matrix.. I want to see it now...

Suprise suprise the first reviews of The Phantom Menace are 'really great but disapointing' what did they expect... so silly...

-David
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 at 08:35:55 (BST)
Isaac Murphy  
Well Slap ma 'fro, boyee dat kicks bro.

-Isaac
Tuesday, May 04, 1999 at 20:02:33 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Yo Isaac, da't da bomb.

David, that site really makes the Notice Board an amazing read. Yo Peta'Rees
Tuesday, May 04, 1999 at 12:07:25 (BST)
David Murphy Click for laugh!!
Check out this amazing piece of kit. It's properly cool in so many ways, bro :)

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi

Top stuff.. click on Jive and type the address of some page with loads of text :)

-David
Monday, May 03, 1999 at 21:36:22 (BST)
David Murphy  
The sun is hot.. and I am burnt... red red.. how I am burnt.. the skin, skin so hot and burning, burning... oh how it does hurt me so...


Poem by D.Murphy (aged 7 and three quarters)..

-David
Friday, April 30, 1999 at 13:13:25 (BST)
Dan Mc  
and just where is it that she is going then...?
:p
Friday, April 30, 1999 at 11:50:00 (BST)
Peter Rees  
OLIVES!!!! Don't even go there girlfriend!
Friday, April 30, 1999 at 08:25:59 (BST)
Dan Mc  
err actually I gotta work monday.... :( but I can still come to the cinema at any time on sunday :)
Thursday, April 29, 1999 at 10:32:44 (BST)
David Murphy  
I'm going Motor Racing on Monday. Aston Martin Owners Club meeting :) .. also on Sunday.. but I should be back in time to eat dinner and go to Cinema.. how about Saturday evening??

-David
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 19:30:47 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Wha! Pete did you have extra weed on that pizza. Maybe those olives were actually resin.

I'm coming home, I'm coming home, Chris Pile's coming home. Pub/cinema Sunday evening, no work for you guys on Monday so there's no excuse. I may be around other times aswell.
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 13:02:37 (BST)
Dan Mc  
ahhh, so chris meant he would be here this weekend ahhh....
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 12:44:23 (BST)
David Murphy  
Now I'm hungry!!!!.. grrr.. what times does Chris arrve tomorrow.. ?

-David
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 12:39:25 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Bwhahahaha ha hahhahah
Bwhaha haha haha
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 12:18:47 (BST)
Peter Rees  
Yeah, I've been back at college for a week and a half and its muchos funnos!... realy... I bought a big F*@K of pizza last night from perfect pizza last night... and I'm hungry as, so I'm going to go and eat some more...

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! I was going to go and eat some more but while I was just finnishing writing this message some little buggers at coledge phoned and insisted that I brought some work in NOW!

Its the notice boards fault, if I wasn't writing this message I would have had toime to eat my pizza before I went out!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 09:48:01 (BST)
David Murphy Light Sabre!?
Woah .. some people have tooo much time on their hands :

http://www.synicon.com.au/sw/ls/sabres.htm

For all budding Jedi Knghts

-David
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 09:00:23 (BST)
David Murphy  
I spoke to Gem about going to see The Faculty .. but it's on at 9:45.. and I'm attempting to get a decent ammount of sleep this week (I actually feel healthy!)..

Hmm.. maybe something else...

-David
Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 08:44:03 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Yo dudes anything happening tonite?
Tuesday, April 27, 1999 at 09:37:06 (BST)
David Murphy  
OH MY GOD!.. They reckon it was a contracted hit on her.. !! what the!?? What had she done to anyone... Geee.. the world is a pretty messed up place..

Pete&Jon : You back at college??

-David
Monday, April 26, 1999 at 15:44:07 (BST)
David Murphy  
Stop the clock :

Dead as a Dando is the first comment on the matter... oh dear..

-David
Monday, April 26, 1999 at 15:04:41 (BST)
David Murphy  
I know it's like totally unexpected... right it's 3:00pm now... it happened around lunch time.. so... that gives us another 2 hours before someone gets the first joke... Sick dude...

-David
Monday, April 26, 1999 at 14:20:58 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Unbelieveable.... Jill Dando, preseneter of Crimewatch Uk and Wish You Were Here has been killed... :( no f**king way
Monday, April 26, 1999 at 13:40:39 (BST)
Dan Mc  
awwright
Monday, April 26, 1999 at 11:58:19 (BST)
David Murphy  
Hey, how was everyones weekend???

-David
Friday, April 23, 1999 at 14:33:31 (BST)
David Murphy Final Fantasy??
For Final Fantasy fans :

http://www.themushroom.com/mush0121/highwindoverdose.html

-David
Thursday, April 22, 1999 at 15:45:31 (BST)
David Murphy Charity work??
I think this is something we should all, erm.. perform for :)

http://www.goodvibes.com/nmm/mathon.html?BASKETID=W36f472c02220f

ALSO visit :

http://www.dullmen.com/

http://xcom.stores.yahoo.com/xcom/index.html

that'll do ..

-David

-David
Thursday, April 22, 1999 at 14:07:25 (BST)
David Murphy  
Yeah.. I'm back.. haven't been able to connect for last 24 hours (well not at work..)

-David
Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 21:43:26 (BST)
David Murphy  
Friday I'm going to a club night called Ny Sushi.. should be the dogs cods... erm.. if you wanna come to that.. and on Sunday yeah waterboy would be a good idea...

-David
Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 16:50:56 (BST)
Dan Mc  
I can come out sunday, if anyone else is up for it?
I'm going for a meal on friday (it free - so I might as well go).
Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 16:13:30 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
I'm coming home for a few days and will be available from Fri 30th Apr - Sun 2nd May. If anyone is around it would be good to see everyone again. I may not be available Saturday night but maybe Friday/Sunday we could arrange to go to pub etc. Water Boy comes out around then aswell so maybe see that?
Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 14:11:18 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninny Bong
Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 13:54:24 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninny Bong
Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 13:32:50 (BST)
David Murphy  
COOL... our purchasing dept. is calling the MD of our supply company to find out where the hell my computers are :) Ho ho...

back to being bored!!

-David
Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 13:30:48 (BST)
David Murphy  
I'm BORED!!!!.... dum de dum... I'm gonna call someone and shout at the about something..

-David
Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 10:20:03 (BST)
David Murphy bizzare
This is bizzare :)

http://bme.freeq.com/people/addsub/

-David
Monday, April 19, 1999 at 10:05:38 (BST)
David Murphy  
HOW cold is it today!? Why, why, for the love of god WHY! is it so cold... Its April, not January...

-David
Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 10:15:36 (BST)
Hayley Gamble  
er. that's degrees.
Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 10:13:41 (BST)
Hayley Gamble  
Fran, or anyone I need a venue for early september for a post-wedding reception/hello, haven't seen you for ages gathering. Any suggestions? I think it may end up at a certain sailing club if I can't find anywhere else. Maybe I could show the 18th birthday video! p.s. it was 92 degess here today.
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 17:01:42 (BST)
David Murphy  
Sure there are Chris.. you just gotta be on the go all the time :) .. and be used to not getting quite enough sleep.. oh and always being in a foul mood on Sundays :)

-David
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 16:36:12 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Dunno what I'll be doing. I'm bored at uni and there is SO much I want to do when I get back: Climbing, gym, karate, get a job, go to pub, see Anne, see you guys, play games, clubbing .... the list goes on. Not enough days in the week.
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 15:58:55 (BST)
David Murphy  
Chris : Does that mean you'll never come clubbing again??

Dan : Didn't say I was going to buy it...

-David
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 15:31:01 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Vid: Why do you wanna buy that steaming pile of crap PC emulator? its poo
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 13:30:06 (BST)
Chris Pile  
I haven't been climbing for ages. I bought the mag because it had a review of tons of climbing shoes. Figured if I spend some money on a nice pair of shoes I would have no excuse not to start again when I get back. I'll either be going on Saturday's or Sunday's to Mile End at first then maybe check out The Castle etc. It'll probably be every week so you can come along whenever you want. Jat said he wanted to go aswell.

I can't wait to start again.
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 10:51:21 (BST)
David Murphy  
Climbing sounds like a good idea to me...

Hmm Dreamcast Euro release 28th Sept. at £199.. hmm should have gone straight for 150 or 100 :)

-David
Friday, April 16, 1999 at 10:08:11 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Chris do yo still go climbing?

if so, when you are back in the summer we should arrange to go
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 19:44:25 (BST)
Chris Pile  
There is a really smart advert in a climbing mag. It has a picture of some guy's face and he is totally frozen. His beard and even his eyelashes are covered in icicles. The slogan is:
"When it's this cold you don't trim your beard. You snap the ends off".

Made me chuckle. Dude had better watch out when he takes a leak.
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 19:06:40 (BST)
Dan Mc  
NO MORE PEANUTS
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 18:44:44 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
How's your heeeead Fran? I bet it was tough getting up next morning :)

Chris, I can't wait to see you again, you funky loon.

Wikkid and ting.

C'you chaps and chapessess again soon.
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 18:01:09 (BST)
David Murphy  
Just in time for me Birthday :)

-David
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 16:55:04 (BST)
Chris Pile King of Shaves
Fran: Late happy Birthday!!! Hope it all went well and no one fell in the river etc.

Sorry for not going, I lost track of the time and before I knew it, it was 3pm so I wouldn't have made it back in time. Besides I didn't have £40 for the train ticket.

Also, I have found an amazing shaving oil (see above link). It gives the best shave I have ever had. I used the "formula alpha" oil.

Yeah, I am actually coming home. 30th Apr - 3rd May. I'll be up for pub etc if you guys can make it. Hopefully I'll be able to see everyone this time.
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 12:57:50 (BST)
David Murphy  
quick note to those who go to the cinema.. you guys wanna go at the weekend instead? as Jon is strapped for cash, I got a load of design work to do.. and cool episodes of Friends and ER tonight :)

-David
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 11:46:58 (BST)
David Murphy  
Dan : is that like some greatest hits/ not previously released thing??

-David
Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 11:36:18 (BST)
Dan Mc  
James: Those songs are from the new double cd called - Garage Days re-visited - and it is a totally kick ass album....
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 15:45:15 (BST)
David Murphy  
Al no dress code.. and I'll be there after 8 as Gilly is coming round at 7:45-ish...

Go on Chris you know you wanna come tonight :)

-David
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 15:33:30 (BST)
James Smith  
Dan: Have you heard Astronomy & Die,Die,Die My Darling by METTALICA??
I recently downloaded them from the 'net & they whoop-ass. Any idea what album they are from?
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 15:30:41 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Is there a dress code? Cos I'm a tramp.
Also anyone gonna be at the station around 8pm want to meet up so I don't get lost?
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 15:22:26 (BST)
Dan Mc  
I don't think Chris is gonna make it tonite
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 10:06:09 (BST)
David Murphy amusing
check this guy out...

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/spaf/narrate.html

-David
Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 09:55:51 (BST)
Dan Mc  
I think me Gem and Jon are gonna be there
Tuesday, April 13, 1999 at 23:52:17 (BST)
David Murphy  
So who is coming to Fran's Birthday???
Tomorrow .

-David
Tuesday, April 13, 1999 at 17:58:17 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
Ya, Ya, Ya!

We have finally handed in our final year projects. Hooray! I only slept for two hours from 8-10am :(

Can't really type properly, too tired and have been typing way too much over the last week. Total report size: 241 pages 33,000 words, and we had to hand in two copies.

Mmmmm. Still loads of work left to do but it's a big relief to get that lot out of the way.
Tuesday, April 13, 1999 at 00:24:01 (BST)
Shaf and Tim  
Hello from downstairs!
Monday, April 12, 1999 at 15:30:16 (BST)
David Murphy  
From the Station :
Head out the Front of the Station and cross the road, you should see Options in the distance :)..

When you get on the otherside of the road, take the road on the right, go all the way down there until you reach the Bentalls Center.

Turn left, you should hit the highstreet now. Turn Right. Walk all the way down till you reach Kingston Bridge.

As you get there, take the path on the left, it curves round and has a wall and everything. At the end is the entrance to where Glug used to be. There are some steps on the right, Walk down them. Now walk along the water front until you come to a Pub that has steps doing down to waters edge.. and 2 white wooden building outside,.. this is the Gazeebo..

Essential it's Kingston Bridge, turn left :)

"You want me to draw you a picture?" says Vinnie Jones.

-David
Monday, April 12, 1999 at 14:46:53 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Go on then David, how do you get there from Kingston station?

Cheers
Monday, April 12, 1999 at 11:55:05 (BST)
David Murphy  
It's on the river.. it's the one with the steps outside ;).. erm.. I'll give ya better direction if you want them..

-David
Monday, April 12, 1999 at 11:08:06 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Where abouts is the Gazebo?
Monday, April 12, 1999 at 10:33:40 (BST)
David Murphy  
Yippee back at work.. and everything has gone pear shaped...

Fran : What photo?

-David
Sunday, April 11, 1999 at 14:30:20 (BST)
Frannie  
Red Alert!

Meeting at the Gazebo in Kingston on Wednesday 14 April at 8:00pm for Birthday drink.

See you all there.

P.S. Dave, have you copied that photo yet?
Friday, April 09, 1999 at 16:30:51 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Wow, Champ Man 3 ruuuuuuules, it's eating up my life at the moment.
Have you punks got it yet?
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 18:32:51 (BST)
David Murphy  
Righto .. Moon On The Hill, 8pm-ish Sutton etc. etc. Tonight .. blah blah..

Me and Jez (and Olivia) so far.. guessing others.. will call Pete...

-David
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 17:33:31 (BST)
Dan McNotMuchTooSay  
Dunno
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 16:51:05 (BST)
David Murphy  
Are we going to the pub this week??

Hmm.. My room will look pretty cool once it is finished.. it's just a case of finishing it :)

-David
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 16:48:27 (BST)
Dan Mc  
nothing
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 16:25:18 (BST)
Chris Pile Stuff
David: why would you want your bedroom to look like mine at uni.??? ;)

SO tired.

Hey......what's wrong with yooooouuuuu?
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 16:12:23 (BST)
Dan Mc  
no
Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 01:03:19 (BST)
David Murphy Explore!?
Check out this site.. I'm sure the reason behind it are a bit dubious.. but it's pretty cool...
http://www.infiltration.org/

-David
Tuesday, April 06, 1999 at 19:39:04 (BST)
David Murphy  
YEAH! My room is empty (except for bed and computer).. and there is no wallpaper on the walls ;)

smart...

gotta get that trailer now as well..

-David
Tuesday, April 06, 1999 at 17:44:31 (BST)
James Smith  
Guys, have you seen the unofficial trailer of new footage from Star Wars Episode I yet? If not I believe you can get it from the Dark Horizons site.
Tuesday, April 06, 1999 at 17:42:43 (BST)
James Smith  
Damn I want to live in that Missle Silo, how cool would that be!!?! Also it's a snip a £1.4 million! If we all chip in it wouldn't take that long to get enough cash! I've got £20 to get us started.....
Tuesday, April 06, 1999 at 11:18:31 (BST)
Dan McDriver  
Dan: Now I am the Driver
Gem: Only the Driver of Evil
Friday, April 02, 1999 at 13:37:56 (BST)
David Murphy  
Al was a mook on the block we used to live on.. the wanna be the gangster the wanna be the debadaunt (or something like that from the Fun Loving Criminals)..

-David
Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 21:40:35 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Oidler = boiler how come this page isn't updating, why do I feel like this'll all come out like the insane ramblings of a mook.
Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 21:39:30 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Wow how did boiler repair man end up as oidler ....? man I must have been angry two minutes ago!
Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 21:38:38 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
ARSE! the stupid oilder repair eeeediot screwed up as usual and I'm stuck here tonight now, that may upon reflection sound pretty cryptic... still I well wanted to come out with you punks but I had to stay in to let some twat who barely bothers to show into the house AAARGH
Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 16:35:18 (BST)
Chris Pile Missile Silo
Smart, remember all those nuclear bunkers Al used to talk about? Well here's one for sale. Missile Silo

Also, I'm really annoyed that I spent the last 15mins reading loads of news articles only to realise that most of them are April Fools jokes. Damn, I've been had.
Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 16:33:28 (BST)
Dan Mc  
its party night uh huh , uh huh its party night yeah yeah, its party night uh huh yeah
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 18:05:36 (BST)
David Murphy  
n ch n ch n ch yeah n ch n ch uh-huh oooo yeah payback, yeah.. ooh. n ch n ch n ch n ch...

-David
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 17:52:58 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Woo woo yeah ah ah ha At moon on the hill from 7:30pm onwards yeah baby and for those that live near (or Al if he goes home for easter and maybe lifts home (to caterham not London:) )) midnight showing of Payback at uci aha aha yeah pop daddy wicked
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 17:50:01 (BST)
David Murphy  
Boom whacka chack wacka chack cha cha at 8pm-ish Moon On The Hill, Slut town HUR!

-David
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 17:17:24 (BST)
Alastair Cornish  
Wikkety wikkety what time and where at whak bee boop do cha!
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 13:58:22 (BST)
David Murphy  
cha cha hap kip kapty ka I dunno about them there hepcats Jon and Pete Daddy-o, bickety back de bak be bo evil Jon will be there bli bla blo and gilly witll try to make it.. I'll rap to Fran bish bish bah...

-David
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 12:12:43 (BST)
Dan Mc  
yeah ohh dig it what abot thaose hot cats Pete and Jon ohh babeeey
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 11:50:46 (BST)
David Murphy  
dooby de dooby de doo oh yeah.. pub is go.. oh yeah ... jez is coming along ooooh baby oh baby.. dooby dooby do..

-David
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 11:07:13 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Quack Quack oh yeah and pub on thursday Quack
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 11:06:42 (BST)
Dan Mc  
dooby dooby dooby whos up for cinema then dooby dooby dooby
Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 10:20:30 (BST)
Mr.Vid  
hey la la hey hey oh baby...
Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 19:24:13 (BST)
Dan Mc  
la la la la la
Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 16:51:14 (BST)
David Murphy  
Hmm it's much quieter today,... and much less violent :)

-David
Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 09:55:13 (BST)
Dan Mc  
You must go to the site Vid posted and read The Children of the Eighties articles, you must...
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 23:28:12 (BST)
David Murphy Eighties!
Someone made us a website :) ..

http://www.civil.mtu.edu/~glspangl/80s.html

-David
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 11:52:52 (BST) - Monday, March 29, 1999 at 19:21:08 (BST)
Chris "Mr. Chin" Pile Wrestling moves
Whoa, I here you say. What's all this about a Royal Rumble? Who is Mr. Chin???

Yup, there was a big kickass wrestling match right here on the Notice Board between the times indicated above.
But don't worry, the match has been saved so you can review it at your leisure. Simply click here to see the match as it happened, step by painful step.

Remember start at the bottom and scroll up the page.

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Due to server load, this match should never be repeated.
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 11:40:43 (BST)
David Murphy  
Was planning on Pub/Cinema on Thursday as no one has to get up early Friday and Evil Bastard has another holiday starting Thursday! :) slacker.. !

-David
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 11:09:11 (BST)
Dan McI'MsoooPoor  
Yeah but we can probably make the cinema and/or pub this week.

DanMc:)
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 10:44:36 (BST)
David Murphy Silly :
Now this is getting silly :

http://hampster.merchservices.com/cgi-bin/storehaZELDA.cgi

-David
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 10:29:12 (BST)
David Murphy  
Lovely !!.. Now Dan is mobile.. 30 quid for the month (argh! :)

-David
Monday, March 29, 1999 at 09:56:50 (BST)
Dan Mc  
Hello guys, sorry I didn't come out this weekend, don't have much money, I have about 30 quid left for the whole month. I have put a deposit on a car, it a Citroen Ax 11, J reg for £1899 so now I am poor.
Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 20:22:10 (BST)
David Murphy  
Hayley : Did it make you wish you were back in "LaanDoN" ..

YEAH clocks forwards = light evenings = summer = cool = ....

-David
Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 10:06:23 (GMT)
Hayley Gamble  
I just saw Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels ( came out late here) and the new star wars trailer, funky stuff with kicking and fighting and bright stick things.
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 18:36:57 (GMT)
David Murphy  
It's always wrong anyway!:)

-David
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 18:33:37 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Whoa, what with the clock. It's a day early for the clocks to change?????
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 18:19:28 (GMT)
Mr. Disco Vid  
Would be good to see you!.. and it will for sure be great fun!..

-David Disco
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 17:29:57 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
I'll talk to Gem see what we can arrange ok.
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 17:29:15 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
sorry me no speaka da English
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 16:53:59 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan ! :) I'll pay for you if you wanna come on Saturday :) (AHA! now whats your excuse!)

-David
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 16:25:00 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
This David fella he has muchos money, perhaps he will help support my family of 15 childrens. What I am to do, David you must not give to charity, give to me instead, I much more needy and hopeless. also I need to support my habit that I picked up while working on the plantations as a boy
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 16:21:56 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
I also from south America, my english good, me learn when I was child, living on streets talking to tourists, many people. I like England want to stay but VISA runs out soon and bank will not give credit card. Will beg for money, or lick boots.
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 16:20:25 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I think I'm gonna go up Kennsington Market tomorrow to get some clothes :) and Pop Boutique in Covent Garden (this is where I come back with 100quids worth of Dexter Wong clothes :)

-David
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 16:18:34 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Can't cum got no Jabba no barda

I am very poor and much watch what I spend, you guys may see me in London though, I will be sitting on the floor begging, if you do see me please give genoursly
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 13:51:11 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Great typo of the day "tell us if your cuming" !?!?!??! :) that should be comeing.. (or maybe it shouldn't :)

ANYWAY!... I'm shoping tomorrow for clothes so if anyone is stuck for something to wear.. call me :)

did you see the program last night about Disco?? it was cool!.

-David
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 13:32:24 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Dan and everyone else who is interested: We going to a sixties / seventies night on Saturday, getting dressed up and shit. Come or don't come... its your call... We be meeting at 8:30 outside Warner Cinema in Leister Square at 8:30 and at 9:30 with David at Mcdonalds by Tottenham Court Road tube station. Let us know if your cuming! Phone me on 07979 603 264 or Jon on 07771 865 864 if you are stuck because we will be out all day tomorow.

And if your stuck for stuff to wear go to a fancy dress shop... they rock!
Friday, March 26, 1999 at 13:24:40 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
okay okay lets not all be so melodramatic, remember this is a family website. Lets talk about something nice, like the weather.... oh its bloody raining and I got bloody wet arrgghhh gotta get a car and soon.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 16:53:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
During the last (proper) IRaq conflict.. Conscription papers were drawn up and ready to go.. This worries me (a guy I use to work with work somewhere in the local council and they had them all sent to them ,ready to go if need be).. this is of great concern to me..

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 16:15:13 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
You may joke about having to join the army but Brice (our French house mate). Has been avoiding the French army for ages. He has been accepted to work for Oracle (top computer company) but if he accepts the job the French army will make him join up instead. He has already had his fitness test but if he carries on studying and does an MSc he will not have to join the French army. Thus the guy has been known to stay up until 4am doing on uni. work.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 15:56:51 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
No dude, if consciption ever happened (which it won't) we'd be ok anyway, we be the software testers for the missile systems... either that or test subjects for the missiles oh dear...
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 15:42:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Russia can Bite me.. but China.. now that is a different matter...

I'm just worried about getting conscripted.. well.. if conscription papers arrive.. you probably wont be seeing me for a while... until.. say.. after the war is ended, or everyone is dead (which ever comes sooner)...

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 14:25:09 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
see whats really happened is some religious nuts who believe in Armageddon are trying to help it along, they have probably infiltrated Nato as advisers and have started this whole war, they are also advisors to the Russians and are telling them not to allow the attacks on SerbiYugoSlaiKosovowhat'sitycalledwhocaresanyway, trying to Start Armageddon or "World War 3" as it is otherwise known...
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 13:51:55 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Mmmm, these air strikes and bombings are becoming a bit too common for me. But this time NATO are attacking someone that can actually fight back.

They seem a bit worried in case Russia get involved as well. Maybe the world will end in 2000 or what ever was predicted.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 13:48:30 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
This one's going out to Dan and Jeff

Alright guys I just thought I'd E-mail you and let you know that we've had some redundancies in the studio and one of the people who went is seriously fucking brilliant, he's a designer and a top bloke. He only went because he was the last person to join the company and the redundancies were based on amount of time within the company. He's going to be looking for a spot with Bullfrog and he's a great asset to have. Do yourself, me, the bloke in question and Bullfrog a favour and get him in for an interview, yeah!

He's name is Oliver Sykes

he can be contacted here: oliver.sykes@virgin.net

ok, get back to me on this please guys.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 12:19:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
oh and to quote Catantonia :

Make hay not war..

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 12:15:41 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Wasn't that Zack De La Rocca view also? !..

I'm just hoping that it doesn't go far enough that they start conscription again.. and this could get nasty..

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:46:14 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Jon's view on war:

Word is born
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D E F I A N C E
The mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
The finger to the land of chains
What? The land of the free?
Whoever told tou that is your enemy.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:32:34 (GMT)
David Murphy AHHAHAHA!
Americans make me laugh.. :

http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/kosovo/koso046.htm

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:25:33 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
War, uuuh, what is it good for, absoultly nuthin.. huh
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:24:46 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
The only good war is a "Star War"....
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:23:40 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
neen neen neen neen neen neen neen neen neen neen neen neen
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 11:22:59 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
response to Mr.Vid: Dude... This is pretty F**ked up right here. I think we've neen here before...
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:44:57 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Al : Smart! .. It's a great great film...

All : Oh no .. another war! This does not look good..

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:28:38 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Hello! I just saw Saving Private Ryan for the first time down the west end WOOOOOOOOOOW! fuckin' incredible! I was mesmerised... man.
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:12:28 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan!! Your alive!

-David
Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 10:01:23 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hello
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 21:02:20 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pleasntsville is pretty cool!.. I really liked it...

erm as to how much free time I have.. well I just tend to minimise things and go off and do other stuff, then come back to them :)..

-David
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 20:43:09 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Exactly how much free time do you have at work? ;)

I guess when your that good, everything is set up to run so smoothly you can just sit back and relax.

Anyone seen Broken Arrow? I missed it last night. Also forgot to say that I loved Pump up the volume. Haven't been to the cinema since Bug's life. Anything interesting been on?
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 18:08:11 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dunno where everyone is... I been here loads.. but no one has been around :(

so I set up MIRC at work :)))

-David
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 18:04:56 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
WHOAAA! Just made our group assignment deadline by 5 mins. Gee, such a relief to get it out of the way.

Nicky: HiYa! glad to see you made it onto the site. Can't wait for the Mr Woo's. Mmmm, mint choc ice cream. Yumm! Yup, that calendar is something to aim for, maybe use as a check list or something.

Where is everybody this week????
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 16:02:42 (GMT)
David Murphy  
100% on 37 .. !

Snoogins

-David
Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 00:28:37 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Chris? wha? who you be?

-David
Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 21:27:36 (GMT)
Nicky  
Hey Chris! Cool web site......
Just a quick note to say thanx for the mail.....and the calendar ;o) (It will definitely keep me busy!!!!)
Ps:Have to meet up soon for a Mr.Wus and some mint choc chip ice-cream!!!!
Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 13:11:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
My day is going SOOOOOOOOOOOO Slowly.. someone mail me!!.. I'm bored out of my tiny little mind.. like half hour jobs seem to take five minutes.... make my day go faster please! :)

-David
Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 06:05:24 (GMT)
Hayley Gamble  
Fran: come to america for June 20th, the slightly delayed reception party (& post marrige hen night)
Monday, March 22, 1999 at 12:50:07 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Hey hey hey!.. 3rd Eye Blind on the radio.. "Semi-Charmed Kind Of Life" makes me want to go to Looney Toons right now!!.. are we on for this weekend?? Might need to take 2 cars now..

Chris are you coming home for Easter?

-David
Monday, March 22, 1999 at 08:54:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Wahey! oscars.. Wahey! My new car is scary!.. Wahey! It's Monday .. oh.. arse

-David
Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 11:07:23 (GMT)
Franny  
Hi guys!

Al - that's a pathetic excuse for not coming out last thursday. I want a full written apology.
Saturday, March 20, 1999 at 08:30:44 (GMT)
Cat  
Attention: CAPTIVE nutters

Check out http://perso.infonie.fr/requin01/
The page is in French, but the game's in English. Hooray!
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 14:57:35 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Wahey!.. I went home at lunch and started it... it makes nice noises.. and I played with the stereo (tuned in xFM), nice.. Electric windows!.. Central locking (via the alarm button!).. can't work out the heater to save my life!

I'll try and avoid spilling yop, milk, peanuts and chocolate all over it :)

-David
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 12:24:01 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
As long as they try some kinda proper realtime engine, not just - you run down a corridor and then a group of stromtroopers appear from no-where and a fight starts... I feel starwars roleplaying would be better done in a thief kinda stylee... the jedi knight using his powers to avoid detection and sneak around avoiding combat... but not in a metal gear solid way where the enemy sees you, chases after you for a minute and then completely forgets about you...
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 12:12:31 (GMT)
David Murphy  
OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Square is developing a Star Wars RPG for Playstation 2... Oh my god! How good is that going to be.


-David
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 12:02:47 (GMT)
David Murphy  
sorry about that...
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 11:45:48 (GMT)
David Murphy  
It looks so cool... Check it out.. Shen Mue footage is out on www.sega-otaku.com ... hmm lovely...

-David
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 11:42:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
It looks so cool... Check it out.. Shen Mue footage is out on www.sega-otaku.com ... hmm lovely...

-David
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 11:14:40 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Yay, I've finally seen the second Episode 1 trailer. Just LURVE that light sabre quaterstaff.
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 08:43:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Probably next week some time.. I'm occupied all weekend, this weekend.. (geeky computer people coming round and we are all being geeky).. so.. probably Thursday or whenever next week...

-David
Friday, March 19, 1999 at 08:18:42 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Cool when we gonna see it...
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 22:58:02 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Snoop woulda pop a cap in hsi ass.. or something...

YEAAAAAAAH! I got a new car... lovely .. can't drive it till Saturday (when my insurance starts :)

-David
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 17:56:42 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Sooo...(in a sinister evil voice) it was Snoop Doggy Dog who Threw Rod and Emu off the roof... revenge is always sweet... Bwaha ha ha ha ha
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 16:57:25 (GMT)
David Murphy  
yeah.. was one of the funniest things I have EVER seen.. and Snoop Doggy Dogg didn't know what the hell to do! :)

-David
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 16:46:52 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Do you remember when Emu attacked Snoop Doggy Dog on the Word?
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 15:46:00 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Maybe he was up there with Emu helping him and then finally the bird turned on Rod, savagely attacking Rod, knocking them both off the roof to plummet to their deaths .... I am sure this is how it happened.... ha ha ha ... I hate that stupid bird... used to give me nightmares when I was a little kiddy. . boohoo.... he he he (evil laugh)...
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 14:24:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
ARGH!... sorry for this .. first Rod Hull joke..

What did the firemen say when they arrived at Rod Hulls house??
"Theres somebody on the floor, theres somebody on the floor."

-David
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 13:44:01 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
I sooo have to apoligise for my repeated gay-ness when it comes to blowing you guys out at the pub, I know its fully shoddy and at some point I WILL come and see you punks, or get you punks to come see me one of the two. Anyhoo miss everyone loads sorry I couldn't come but I'm a lazy bastard.

Luv -Al- :)
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 11:31:43 (GMT)
David Murphy  
No WAY!.. Rod Hull just died..

-David
Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 09:34:31 (GMT)
David Murphy  
So.. Al.. where were you!?

-David
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 17:29:54 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
EXTREME SPORTS........ you perverts.....
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 17:19:50 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus  
Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one night, with
> > Paddy the Pilot, and Shamus the co-pilot. As they approached Dublin
> > airport,
> > they looked out the front window.
> >
> > "B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is".
> > "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus.
> > "Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see"
> said
> > Paddy.
> > "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus.
> > "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse"
> said
> > Paddy.
> > "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
> > "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy
> > "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
> > "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy
> > "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus.
> > "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy
> > "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus.
> >
> > So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and
> > sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the
> engines
> > in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed o
> Mother
> > Mary with all of his soul.
> >
> > Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane
> > screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the
> > relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board.
> >
> > As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out
> > the front window and said to Shamus "Dat has gotta be de shortest fookin
> > runway I have EVER seen in me whole life".
> >
> > Shamus looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Paddy, but look how
> > fookin wide it is".
> >
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 15:16:54 (GMT)
David Murphy Charged!
Extreme sports site (kinda funny as well) at www.charged.com

-David
PS Dan your so fat, your nick-name is 'God Damn!'.
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 15:03:41 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Yeah Dan you fat bastard!

Even as we speak you are depriving people all over the world of their pies.

-Kate Moss-
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 14:46:02 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Chris : you are going to turn back into Dynamic Chris for the summer :)..

Dan : You already have a fat gut..

-David
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 14:09:33 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
well as you may have noticed I am gonna get really fat as I have to buy a car(we are doing shift-work at Bullfrog and I won't be able to get home without one), what a waste ...that perfect muscle bound body of mine... all gone to waste.... huh .... where am i... what time is it.... uh...
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 13:11:41 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
I won't be fat, just festively plump.

Besides, I started going to the gym twice a week again.
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 12:59:22 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Chris you will become fat like me eating all that bad stuff...
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 12:21:51 (GMT)
Dossett woman  
If you all do decide to go to the pub tonight, can someone email me as I won't be checking this site again today. Cheers!!

PS, just to cheer you all up, the weather's gonna go CRAP again on thursday afternoon...

Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 11:21:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah.. they say its gonna get cold again :(( .. nooooooo! Hmm Ice Cream with yogurt poured all over it is LOVELY! :)

-David
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 11:04:32 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
OK, last week I was eating jelly and ice cream for desert. This week it's double chocolate muffins, jelly AND ice cream. Oh yes!

Man, the weather is beautiful. Clear blue sky, warm but not too hot. Damn fine.
-Chris throws virtual frisbee-
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 09:27:19 (GMT)
David Murphy For Dan
Hey Baldur's people Visit :

http://www.brunching.com/ratings/rate-morednd.html

Amusing DnD analysis..

-David
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 08:43:40 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah I guess so... Which means Computer Games have stopped being the new rock and roll.. and its back to good old fashioned rock and roll, to be the new rock and roll :)

Pub.. Tonight.. The Moon, 8-ish?

-David
Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 08:17:25 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yeah but that's why colleges and uni's are increasingly providing courses for games development... it will no longer be the guy's that learnt how to program in their bedrooms at 12 years old but the guy who has the degree that will get the job's but it has been this way for quite a long time now....
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 22:20:56 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah and only a hand ful of people will be able to use the power.. no new start up companies.. it will become like the movie business even more.. a load of big budget, lame disapointments.. and a few decent titles a year... argh! no please..

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 18:44:03 (GMT)
Chris Pile Nintendo 2000
Yawn, Nintendo are releasing a PS2 beater. But they needed help from a third party company (ArtX).

I actually don't care what machine is best but whatever happens, you can bet that in the next 3 years, computer games are gonna become SO god damn amazing. Graphics at least. Hey, maybe there'll do a Microcosm 2003 ;)
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 14:52:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
READING 99 NEWS! :)... Apparently it is on 2 sites (like the V98 festivals one in Reading and Leeds, alternating the bands between the sites)..

Current Headliners, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Pearl Jam. (this is from RHCP Official site)..

There is loads of time for all this to change.. and all I really care about is who is playing the Vans Tour this year.. But it's looking good!..

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 14:41:14 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
HO HUM!
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 14:24:28 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
I may just pop along to the pub for a tipple or two on Wednesday eve.
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 14:10:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Sunny skys.. Smell of Cut Grass.. it's almost like summer.. and it's March!!

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:40:30 (GMT)
David Murphy Conspiracy..
jon : hit the link..

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:39:51 (GMT)
Fran again again...  
Something else I forgot... I went to see Liz & Duggie 10 days ago (more married people - how scarey is this?) In case you didn't know, some loon went into the back of Liz's car & wrote it off, so she has bought a brand new moped!! It's wicked fun, and especially good for getting takeaway food as the box-thing is on top of the engine to keep it nice and warm! Plus, it costs just £2.93 to fill it up with petrol, & that lasts for 400 miles...
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:39:40 (GMT)
David Murphy for Jon
Hey UFO stuff there..

Jeff : What the!?

Fran : Yeah maybe.. Anyone else?

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:34:32 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus  
Did you hear about the architect who built his house backwards so he could watch TV?

Answers to me only.
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:31:10 (GMT)
Fran... Again!  
By the way, is anyone going to the pub tomorrow night? I have actually got a free night, so if anyone's going to be there, I might just grace you with my presence...

Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 10:45:34 (GMT)
David Murphy Classic!
just reading through some stuff on tv.cream.org.. came across the BMX championships.. had the best phrase from school... :

IT'S GOT A MONGOOSE FRAME, WITH MAG WHEELS, AND THE CROSSBAR'S
OVOID CROSS-SECTION! YEAH!

Sorry about that...
do you remember that bike that came out that was black and had loads of buttons and lights and stuff...

-David
Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 08:43:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
See I told ya.. womans car :).. you want a big Penis extention of a car, like a BMW ho ho ..

Dad blagged me some pretty smart insurace.. it's now only 600 odd quid :) .. yeah!

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 20:37:05 (GMT)
Frannie  
Oi Chris! Who said a woman can't drive an MR2? I think they are VERY sexy cars, why should they be just for men???

PS I can't believe it's been so long since I wrote anything that it's not even listed! Catch ya laters...
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 17:33:26 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Oh.. so you don't want a 3 litre Injection Supra then :)...

Yeah your right, the smaller engine on the MR2 means less insurance.. I'm a bit pissed that the Alfa is only 1.7 .. but then is a Boxer engine out of a Ferrari :) not as fast as a Ferrari as the car is heavier.. but still pretty swift.. :)

Would you go for Modern curvy surface or older angley version? I prefer the older one.. but the modern one is more aero dynamic (Still think is a womans car :)))

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 17:22:10 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Chris you are right, Mr.vid you are wrong... although quiet a small car MR2's are much to aggressive looking to be a woman's car, specially the older model, a few guys at work who are my age have got them and they totally rock... I've wanted one since I was in senior school, although I will try and get a Celica as they are just sooo damn mean looking.... but the smallest engine size on a celica is 2.0 ..which is just a bit too big and pushes the insurance way over £1000 (although I am prepared to play 1000 quid for insurance)... I am fed up with looking to but metro and 106's and other crappy small cars... just gotta do it man...
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 17:11:27 (GMT)
David Murphy  
hahah!.. no no.. Totally the opposite.. Lovely condition.. the guy (I work with him) promised it would be MOTd before I bought it.. so it went in today.. Needed a light brake adjustment.. and thats it :)..

lovely..

MR2 is a nice car, but its a bit of a Womans car, like my mums MX5.. or a hair dressers car... The Celica is much nicer.. www.autotrader.co.uk is the place to be :)

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 16:54:45 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Dan: Toyota MR2's are my all time "I'm earning money from a good job" favourite car.

David: Is your car completely trashed then?

Actually are you sure you guys haven't been playing GT too much?
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 15:36:08 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Bank just approved my loan.. lets hope the car passed it's MOT :)

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 15:04:28 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hello

played the Daikatana demo today (multiplayer only over mplayer, but we managed to get it too work over a lan), not very impressed just feels like all other 1st person quakes, quite nippy though and some of the weopons are cool, if just a bit too powerful... all just seems a bit too little too late...

On another note I am looking to buy a Toyota MR2 or celica.... cool
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 14:29:45 (GMT)
Mr.Vid I Made This!
Hey all y'all visit :

www.soundtracs.co.uk

see what I do for a living :) Tell me where it is broken.. if it is broken anywhere :)

Where is everyone today?

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 09:29:46 (GMT)
Mr.Vid car
Have a look.. if the bank person gives me some money I should own one :)

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/%7Ebeljames/alfa/Bild01.JPG

-David
Monday, March 15, 1999 at 08:39:39 (GMT)
David Murphy  
AAAARGH!... it feels VERY much like Monday morning... Help me...

oh and Hayfever season is about to/has started...

-David
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 16:42:30 (GMT)
Richard Woolven  
I've just seen the page about Captive have spent a considerable length of time trying to get hold of a copy that I can run on my PC. As an owner of the original Amiga version I can say it was, without doubt, one of the best RPGs ever made and if anyone can help me get hold of a copy it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 16:33:17 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Yeah, it's been so dead today both on the Notice Board, my email and at uni. Has everyone taken the day off to raise money for comic relief??
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 15:27:27 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Where is everyone?? It's FRIDAY!..

-David
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 12:41:57 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah perhaps he has spent ages trying to work out which direction the mon/sun dial turns :)

-David
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 12:26:34 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
or perhaps he has been playing to much Baldur's Gate where there is no am or pm just hours of the day....
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 11:45:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Perhaps he is from space..

-David
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 11:30:15 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
OK people, I'm not usually one to jest at the expense of others stupidity but... I was walking to uni and this guy walked up to me and asked:

Guy: What's PM?
Me: ???????
Guy: As in AM and PM.
Me: SHOCKED!
Guy: Is it morning or the evening?
Me: STUNNED! It's afternoon and evening.
Guy: Oh thanks. I always get those two mixed up.
Me: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the next 15 minutes I have been in a state of shock that this guy really did not know the difference between AM and PM. He was about 50 and I have no idea how on earth he has coped with not knowing the difference.

He was dead serious and was not embarrassed at all.
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 09:10:28 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
(geek mode engaged).. did ya see PSX2 dev systems are going to be Linux running on SGi machines.. WHO the hell is going to up(?)grade their whole system and employ new IT staff?
(geek mode off)

Pete, you coming tomorrow night also?? Mimi Freestyle from xFM Djing...

-David
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 09:08:07 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Fights, fights.. did ya see.. they were fighting.. with big glowing sticks.. with the fighting.. oh yes.. and the shooting.. did ya see that.. with space ships shooting stuff..

-David (excited)
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 08:36:16 (GMT)
James Smith  
How cool are those little insect robots that unfold? And the underwater section is going to kick butt. I canny wait.
Friday, March 12, 1999 at 08:18:48 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
he he he he
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 17:28:34 (GMT)
David Murphy  
OI!!!! Mr. I-wanna-talk-about-Baldur's-Gate all night!

ARGH! Novell IntraNetware can Bite Me!.. bastard setup program stupid bloody ODINSUP.inf.. stupid poncy login scripts, non working database arseness...

-David
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 17:12:01 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Sorry Chris don't know what time, it was on a mail at work...
Wow 3 months to go...thats forever.... he he he... oh why am i laughing, it'll be good to have you back chris, cos then i will have a friend..instead of all these boring gits...
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 17:08:09 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
What time is it on the Big Breaky???? Where did you hear this from Dan.

I wonna go and see the film tonight :(

I should be back on June 5th. 3 months to go.
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 16:28:37 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
For those of you who haven't downloaded the latset starwars trailer (and why not, lazy b******ds) I heard that it was gonna be on tomorrow big breakfast....
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 16:24:02 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Cool see you there...
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 15:40:21 (GMT)
David Murphy  
8:25 Slutton UCI.. Pete and Jon should be there... guys? And of course Evil Jon..

-David
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 15:32:13 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
are we going to see THIN RED LINE tonite and if so what time?
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 14:09:58 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
But none of the good/fast download sites were carrying it till this morning.. I was pretty lucky I got 24Meg at a constant 7kps or higher.. took about an hour..

-David
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 13:11:29 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Guys, I told you it was released but you didn't believe me, why didn't you believe me?

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 12:14:13 (GMT)
Mr. Vid  
Buy me a vowel, because O my god! Star Wars... NOW I'm excited..

-David
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 09:52:44 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus  
(Just Seen The New Star Wars Trailer2)
It's Fu*King Great, If you've not seen it then download it .... Now !!
Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 09:52:40 (GMT)
Dan McArrghhh  
Starwars trailer 2.... woooow....ohhhhh....lovely.....
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 16:36:18 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
cool
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 15:49:14 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Wahey! We can all geek about Baldur's whilst Gem and Evil B have conversations about real life ;)

-David
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 15:23:45 (GMT)
James Smith  
I'll be there about 7.30 ish too. Think Al's coming also.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 14:18:57 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
yeah, Me and Gem will be at Moon on the Hill from about 7:35pm onwards
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 14:17:57 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Countingdown.com is such a pain in the arse to navigate.. I can't find it..

Still on for pub tonight?

-David
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 12:47:11 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Oh wow, have any of you guys seen PARK WARS... if you haven't then I think you can get it at Countingdown.com... It the Episode 1 trailer done in Southpark stylee, you have to see it, f**king amazin.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 11:44:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
What!? There are new Star Wars movies coming out?

-David
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 11:38:56 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
I'm probably the last to know but the new Star Wars trailer has been released.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 11:10:34 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
and she wastes good cigars.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 10:53:18 (GMT)
Mr. Vid  
And she smells.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 10:01:38 (GMT)
Dan McNasty  
and she is fat
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 08:51:42 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Monica who? :)

She burst into tears at one book signing.. and has had the piss taken out of her loads..

:)

-David
Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 03:41:12 (GMT)
Hayley Gamble  
Hei! I got into graduate school YEAAAAh!!! So now I'm going to be at the university of washington in Seattle for the next 2 years doing some Public affairs shite, whatever that is. Come and visit for the summer. How is Monica L. going down, so to speak, over there?
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 23:16:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
The Evil one will be coming to the pub (he has 2 weeks off Schhol :)

-David
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 17:24:01 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yeah anna come to the pub... but Chris you are not invited... ha ha ha
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 17:19:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I'll speak to EJ.. Spoke to Fran, she is going to some play with Ewan Macgregor (BAH!)....

Hey Anna! if you read this come to the pub...

-David
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 15:50:07 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Gem and I will be there... so will mr.vid and James..... What about Al, Evil John and Gel.... can people ask them please, I have no-one phone no.s also I am a cripple also I am lazy
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 14:05:47 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah it was top notch.. I love the SouthPark trailer also.. that was.. well.. Kickass :)

-David
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 13:47:04 (GMT)
James Smith  
I'm still hip & ready to pop as long as a few people others are coming. Have you all see the Austin Powers 2 trailer, now that is funny.
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 12:45:13 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete : you and Jon gonna dance and make love together... ooooooookaaaaaay

Dan, Gem, James, anyone? : up for Wednesday still..

-David
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 12:35:28 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
No can do for Wednesday night... why?

CHELSEA v MAN U. Me and Jon are there!

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!

WOOHHOOOO!
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 12:19:43 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus Kingpin Avi  
If you Want to See the New KingPin Avi then Drop me aline and I'll send it to you..
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 08:50:13 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Currently I have taken to wandering the badlands beating stuff up... Sort of going back on myself to get some XP.. everyone is now 3rd level-ish... Gotta check my rep.. but I think everyone is pretty happy ;)

-David
Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 08:38:10 (GMT)
Dan McGoodyTwoShoes  
My party are 5th going on 6th.
Imoen: 5th level theif 4th level Conjurer. My main guy: 4th level fighter, 5th level thief. Kivan 5th level ranger. Garrick 6th level Bard. Ajantis 5th level Paladin. Branwen 5th level Cleric. I have notched up about 43 days and I am at present heading to the bandit camp (sort of taking a long xp gaining detour). Reputation of 20 so all my neutral people don't stop moaning.....
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 19:43:19 (GMT)
James Smith  
Averaging about fifth level & am currently deciding wether to ditch my Dark Elf Cleric for a paladin instead. The stupid bitch has got magic resistance which means I can't magically heal her!! Very irritating.
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 18:30:53 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I've notched up 30-ish days so far.. had first dungeon (style) romp. Currently smacking some bitch ass bandits up side the head :)

Most characters are about to become 3rd level.. which will please me a lot.. I need a Cleric, but I got a Paladin instead (Cleric died in a very hard fight.. let them go and replaced them with a wizard (who it turns out was crap :((

What levels you got?

-David
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 17:01:57 (GMT)
James Smith  
Consider it filed. How far have you got in it anyway? Without giving anything away for those who haven't got as far, I'm just making my way towards Baldur's Gate. My save game says I've racked up 50 days worth of adventuring.
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 16:24:52 (GMT)
David Murphy  
True, true.. so we'll file it under "Great, but could have been greater".. like most games :)

Sadly they can't make those adjustments in the follow ups as it is now so ingrained in the game .. oh well.. still I'll be playing it this evening..

-David
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 16:13:48 (GMT)
James Smith  
They should have designed it (from the beginning) allowing the player to save the game when he rested (ie. at an inn or in the wilderness). Then the fights could have been made a bit easier (not a bad thing as some are bastard hard), the problem is that this would make the game harder to plan & balance out, so the obvious kop-out was to say "Hey, we know the fights are tough - but that's ok 'cause you can save at any point". They didn't really need to bother allowing the player to raise dead in the temples as it's much cheaper to keep reloading until you fluke it! Shoddy.
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:40:27 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Thats almost true about Baldur's Gate.. but you need to some times.. like re-load and re-do a fight :)... But then I thought maybe you should only be able to save when you reach an Inn :) but then they would have to make fights less Deadly..

-David
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:39:49 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
ha ha..stupid man...more money than sense...also pretty lame...I'd laugh if the guy who sold it to him killed him and nicked his stuff...
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:22:08 (GMT)
James Smith  
I'd laugh if some assassin or thief killed him & nicked it all, now that would be highly amusing!
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:19:19 (GMT)
James Smith  
Balder's Gate is a nice enough game. But, for me, it's ruined by the fact that you can save at any point(just like 99% of all other PC games).
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 13:00:53 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
You guys thought you were addicted to Baldur's Gate. Here is a story about a guy paying $500 for a character account in Ultima Online ($500, nutter!).
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 10:30:29 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yeah lets all go to pub on Wednesday....
I can be there from about 7.15 pm onwards, anyone else intrested...
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 10:27:37 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Assuming my cars working I'm up for it..

-David
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 10:21:21 (GMT)
James Smith  
Anyone planning to go to the pub on Wednesday?
Monday, March 08, 1999 at 09:49:53 (GMT)
David Murphy  
YEEAAAAAAHHHH! Monday morning, car won't start and I had to walk to work...

-David
Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 21:59:45 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Saturday night! Dave Clarke, techno techno, detroit Techno :) Chris man.. You gotta get back here ASAP! :))

-David
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 16:55:37 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Uh
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 15:29:05 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I think Chris Morris said it best :

"Oh, once happy bauble, twisting on the bliss-twig of ignoramie, you were suddenly plunged into the braintanglia of rudemath and with what shocking results. Has the Earth been reduced to an odious space-gland? Is this what we've done to ourselves? Good Christ, I hope not."

yes

-David
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 15:27:06 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I just heard a new player is in the field, RL Labs. Hardware capable of running at over 1,000 frames a second, complex physics engine, very complex a.i engine. Thier new super "Actual Reality" operating system.

They already have software in the pipeline and thier three major launch titles will be (currently code named), P.U.B., C.L.U.B. and the most popular test piece, S.E.X.

Wow I can't wait for this sounds like fun.. really going to blow Playstation3, Dreamcast2, Jag 2000 and the new Sinclair machine out the water..

-David
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 15:01:52 (GMT)
James Smith  
Atari Step upto the plate & unveil the Jaguar 2000.
Apparently it's uses Super-Punch card technology able to read up 10 bits per second. It can draw a staggering 18 pixels (with all effects turned on)on screen real-time (yes, ladies & gentlemen, that's real-time)and currently has pre-orders in excess of -2 Billion! wow.
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:51:41 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Oh, yes it's true, I heard. Really.
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:50:51 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
NO, no, it's not really
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:50:24 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Good one Dan. Did you read about the NANinfinity neural head set console that is based on that VR stuff from Star Trek. Apparently the military have been running tests in a sort of Trueman Show stylee where people don't even realise they are using the console but think it is their real life. Sony/Sega suck I want this NASA/UN military hardware.

It's true honest.
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:26:42 (GMT)
David Murphy read all about it
Yeah but it's 3 years away.. if they were really mad for it, they would say they will do a world release next Spring.

And if you bought a dreamcast you can trade it in, and get a cheaper Avatar. There by garenteeing people will buy a load of Dreamcasts just so they can get a cheaper avatar, meanging they can afford to release such a high-spec bit of hardware in 12 months :)..

just a thought ....

-David
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:23:36 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Butt Kicker: Sony PSX 3 Leaked
Industry: FGN Online can exclusively reveal full technical details of Sony's next hardware project. Code-named "My Dad is Bigger than your Dad", it seems as if the machine, destined for a Japanese release in 2004, is set to outshine Dreamcast 2 in terms of performance. This incredible news comes direct from Sony's research labs in Japan, courtesy of an anonymous source. Software is already confirmed as running on the prototype, which is said to be Super-DVD-enabled and backwards compatible to PSX 1 & 2. All the leaked information regarding the ability of the enigma console is listed below, including CPU, graphics processor, co-processor and sound processor stats. In the mood for 60 billion polys per second with all effects enabled? Sony was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press.
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:23:01 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Avatar: Sega DC 2 Leaked
Industry: FGN Online can exclusively reveal full technical details of Sega's next hardware project. Code-named Avatar, it seems as if the machine, destined for a Japanese release in 2002, is set to outshine PlayStation 2 in terms of performance. This incredible news comes direct from NEC's research labs in Japan, courtesy of an anonymous source. Software is already confirmed as running on the prototype, which is said to be DVD-enabled and backwards compatible to Dreamcast. All the leaked information regarding the ability of the enigma console is listed below, including CPU, graphics processor, co-processor and sound processor stats. In the mood for 60 million polys per second with all effects enabled? Sega was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press.
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 14:14:29 (GMT)
Dan McMadnessPureMadness  
Madness I tell you, madness... news on Dreamcast 2 has been leaked... blah blah blah, but whos gonna buy Dreamcast 1 if 2 is already the horizon, Sega your going down son
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 11:55:20 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Well it'll have a higher body count and more inventive ways of dying...

-David
Friday, March 05, 1999 at 11:51:32 (GMT)
James Smith  
The sequels are never as good though. But there's no harm in trying!
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 15:40:33 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Dem engines gonna be stoked like a mofo, beeeeee-ach.

Yeeeeah baby.
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 14:05:33 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
Of course I'll have to come to Kate's thing stay for a Day, get VERY VERY stoned and be ill for a week..

Al : Slut factor 5? The engines can't take it captain.

Chris/Anna : Great song.

-David
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 12:32:59 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Jon: When in April? I'll probably have to miss it due to uni. work. Total bummer since Al's house was one of the best times of our lives. This'll be like House Party II.

Anne mailed me our new Xmas curry anthem.
-- Sing along now everyone......

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...
******
(Guitar solo)
*****
I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
Indeed!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
(He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory)
Stand you well back 'cause this loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
There he goes) I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No).
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
(Oh there he goes)
This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me...
Poor me!
*****
(Guitar solo)
*****
So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here....
******
(Guitar solo)
******
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
(Anyway, my wind blows.)
--
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 12:16:57 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
I'm probably up for it (the Kate Tribe thing) provided the its gonna be Slut Factor 5 or more.

I can smell the Sega boys' poo filled pants from here.

Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 12:10:45 (GMT)
Dan McNo.8126  
I am not a geek I am a No. oh,oh yeah....doh.....

obviously I am bored, la la la la
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 11:07:12 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Sorry Pete.. Geek talking :)

-David
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:54:27 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I am eating tonight but not with Jon (he's going to Chelsea now I think)

I'm feeling windswept from all the stuff flying over my head!
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:54:26 (GMT)
Dan McYeahWhatever  
Ha ha ha Boy they must be having a laugh....

Sony To Sega "I will Crush you like a little bug" (In the voice of Belzeebub from Southpark)
Nintendo to Sony "OHMYGOD YOU KILLED SEGA, YOU BASTARD"
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:37:49 (GMT)
Mr.Vid Sega Otaku!
poor people over at Sega Otaku don't think the PSX2 is much to write home about ho ho ho ho.

The PSX2 demos obviously show us alot more than the Iri-San demo. Despite this, I don't think we saw anything in the PSX2 demos which couldn't be done on the Dreamcast. Sure the PSX2 might be a powerhouse, but the Dreamcast can remain competitive with Sony's new system. Check out the PSX2 demo images, and see for yourself. They are impressive, but a Dreamcast killer? Specifications aside this doesn't look like something which will run right over the Dreamcast.

HO ho ho

-David
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:25:12 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon I'm up for it.. if you can tell me the dates! :) so I can book some time off work..

-David
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:04:13 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus  
Ok let have a laugh :)
(Iraqi TV 4 Next Week)

MONDAY
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

WEDNESDAY
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
9:00 Just Shoot Me, Please
9:30 Veilwatch

THURSDAY
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdads

FRIDAY
8:00 Judge Saddam
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
9:00 Achmed's Creek
9:30 No-witness News

Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:03:02 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Does anybody remember Kate Tribe??
Her parents are going away in April and she wants to have an Al's house reunion. Anybody interested??
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 09:04:47 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Woah!.. Hullo Jeff!..

See it's all gone back PSX2 I tried to raise the tone by talking about Ron Jeremy and John Holmes' members.. but it's straight back to PSX2 :))

Hey Pete you round tonight or eating with Jon?

Dan + Gem you wanna have a Pizza on Friday?

-David
Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 08:21:20 (GMT)
Jeff Brutus  
Hi Guys,

Just thought you'll like to see what PSX2 has to offer... :)

CPU 128 Bit "Emotion Engine "System Clock Frequency 300 MHz
Cache Memory Instruction: 16KB, Data: 8KB + 16KB (ScrP)
Main Memory Direct Rambus (Direct RDRAM) Memory Size 32MB
Memory Bus Bandwidth 3.2GB per SecondCo-processor FPU (Floating Point Unit)
Floating Point Multiply Accumulator x 1 Floating Point Divider x 1
Vector Units VU0 and VU1 Floating Point Multiply Accumulator x 9
Floating Point Divider x 3Floating Point Performance 6.2 GFLOPS
3D CG Geometric Transformation 66 Million Polygons per second
Compressed Image Decoder MPEG2Graphics "Graphics Synthesizer"
Clock Frequency 150MHz DRAM Bus bandwidth 48GB per Second
DRAM Bus width 2560bits Pixel Configuration RGB:Alpha:Z Buffer (24:8:32)
Maximum Polygon Rate 75 Million Polygons per SecondSound "SPU2+CPU"
Number of Voices ADPCM: 48ch on SPU2 plus definable, software programmable voices
Sampling Frequency 44.1 KHz or 48 KHz (selectable)IOP I/O Processor
CPU Core PlayStation (current) CPU
Clock Frequency 33.8MHz or 37.5MHz (Selectable) Sub Bus 32 Bit
Interface Types IEEE1394, Universal Serial Bus (USB)
Communication via PC-Card (PCMCIA) Disc Device CD-ROM and DVD-ROM
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 21:44:05 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Toshiba are using it in their servers, it's going to subsidise (?) the funding for the price cut they are obviously going to have take for the first year or so of production.

Underworld : Beaucoup Fish is truely outstanding!

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 17:59:20 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
WHOA!

That piece really does sum up what is happening. Until then I did not realise quite how powerful it was. Real time your Nan. I heard a few rumours that after investing so much money into the chip Sony/Toshiba are marketing the EE chip on its own for other graphics rendering machines.

Seems funning to think that games consoles used to lag behind arcade machines.

This is going to be a whole new dimension of life, not just another gaming machine.
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 16:39:27 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
I!! WWWAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTT! ONE!

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 15:57:52 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
This is taken from Game Online. It gives more info on the demos and what they were supposed to show. From reading this, that skeleton demo from From seems far more impressive than you'd realise looking at an MPEG on your PC...

Paul Davies reports in before going to bed

Let's get the first thing straight - it isn't 'Playstation 2'... yet. Sony officials stuck to the name of 'Emotion Engine' or 'EE' for short at the press conference for the unveiling of their sensational new hardware.

Paul Davies was one of the 1500-odd invitees from around the world to the vast auditorium Sony had selected to show off what its new machine could do. After the show he kindly deferred his bedtime in order to detail the proceedings. His explanations of the technical demos explain many of the pictures in our separate news story.

All the Sony bigwigs had turned out, from the chairman of SCE and Ken Kutaragi, Playstation designer, to the President of Sony himself - to underline how games have become 'one of the pillars of Sony'in four short years.

First up came some statistic slides, mainly to show how much more powerful EE is compared to comparable hardware. Sony are not even bothering to compare EE to Dreamcast - they are measuring it against Intel's Pentium 3 chipset, and high-end floating point workstations used for 3D graphics and special effects. And it compares pretty well - with the core CPU performing 3 to 5 times better than P3 on various forms of calculation.

These facts drew slightly playful comments from the speaker that Sony had achieved what Intel has failed to do, despite its huge size and influence in the computer chip market, and PC manufacturers would do well to look at EE.

On two aspects of the EE setup Sony remained sketchy. First was the plan for network games. The spec draws attention to its I/O (input/output) capabilities which would allow it to connect to a PC-like modem, but there is no question of shipping the machine with one to begin with.

The second question mark hangs over DVD. Though the machine supports the disc format, it's unlikely the machine will play movies 'out of the box', though surely a decoder card would become available.

The press release has lots of dry statistics, but the people had come hoping to see what the machine could do, and Sony provided ample demonstration, with 16 separate demos that took you through the technicalities step by step, and then gave you a glimpse of the 'emotional' goals behind the EE.

The presentation was quite different to the Dreamcast launch, where the intention was to show you how good the visuals could be. With EE, Sony tried to introduce the new concept of 'Behaviour Synthesis' which will become jargon term of the year. It basically relegates the idea of polygon counts and pixel shift rates to the dustbin of video game thinking.

The Technical Demos

1. Penguin Panic.
Crash Bandicoot is pursued across a snowy landscape by hundreds of penguins, each breathing translucent 'fog'. Crash approaches the screen in sharp detail. Basically a crude demonstration of how many polygon objects EE can handle at once.

2. Burr
One of those floating shapes demos so beloved of hardware designers. Lots of odd random shapes floating about. Very nice, yes. Next!

3. Fluff
A dandelion is used to give the first demonstration of 'Behaviour Synthesis'. Not only does the fluff look intricate and beautiful, in the EE world it has attributes like weight, and behaves according to environmental factors. A mathematically generated 'wind' is blown, and the fluff disperses randomly.

4. Feather
An extension of the fluff idea. You see hundreds of floating feathers, passing over each other with translucency. They are not sharp-edged or polygonal, but softly rendered. A wind vortex is summoned, and the feathers are dragged into it. More Behaviour Synthesis. The speaker explains: " this is where we are trying to transcend a hard image and transmit emotion"

5. Fireworks
Demo of a sparking firework. Noteworthy aspects are the lighting effects on the ground and the way sparks dance - just like real-life. The speaker brings attention to the fact that although TV refresh rates are limited to 60 frames per second, the demo is actually calculated at a rate of 600 frames per second.

6. Curved
Specifically to show off EE's B-spline mathematics - ie how it does nice smooth curves. The application here is on four different heads, from comic clown to easter island monolith. The demo morphs continously between them. The demo is apparently to show how movie-quality special effects (like 'The Mask') will now be possible in real-time. Huzzah!

7. Depth of field
The familiar Playstation four-symbol logo is pressed into action to show a clever trick that EE has to simulate depth of field. Huh? Well, when you look at real world objects, your eyes are able to focus on one distance at a time, so other not central to your vision become blurred. This might be inconvenient, but it also gives us a sense of real depth. This has not been possible in video games before, at least not in real time, where everything is sharp at any distance. Not any more with EE. A shiny surface effect was also used to demo reflection mapping.

8. Rocky Area
The picture looks boring for this one, but apparently it was one of the most impressive. You are viewing a coral basin from high above. The crucial aspect is that the water in the basin is not just a translucent effect with an animated skin for waves - it has mathematical properties of its own that dictate how it ebbs and flows. The speaker relates how the currents on the surface are regulated by depth and shape of the sea bed. From about 1000ft the camera zooms in to a view just about the surface. Now you can see goldfish moving under the surface, and the movement of the water surface distorts their image, just...yep, you guessed it...like real water.

9. Bath
Another demo impressive in motion that isn't conveyed in a still picture. A bath with a rubber duck, and other objects is affected by the application of an imaginary hand. Then the plug is removed and the water drains away - not by a pre-ordained animation, but by mathematical behaviour.

That was the end of the technical demo bit. Everyone is impressed but a little jaded. Time to wheel on representatives from some of Japan's top software developers, who have had three weeks to come up with some demos to put the EE into action. Demos are shown from Polyphony, FROM, Namco and Square.

Polyphony
Polyphony developed a racing car demo from existing car model data from their Gran Turismo game from last year. Paul can only describe the car as looking 'totally real' as it races through a complex environment of tall buildings and vivid hoardings.

FROM
From Software had aimed to show the atmosphere one could generate using EE. The demo is set in a spooky graveyard, where skeletons rise from their graves. Suddenly, a lovely little fairy arrives with a beautiful trsil of fairy dust particles. The skeletons are created from individual bones and they collapse at the touch of a button and gravitate towards the centre of the graveyard to form a huge fossil monster boss. Right. that's Tomb Raider style games sorted. Next!

Namco
The great thing about Namco is they don't disappoint. They knew everyone would be thinking - what would Tekken look like...? So they did a mock-up of Tekken 3, using Paul Phoenix and Jin Kazama, set in a grimy city level. Paul (Davies that is) describes the quality as looking like the rendered artwork that comes with Namco games - in real-time. The arena was rich and detailed, and showed up Virtua Fighter 3 for its 'boxy limitations'. The fighters were not alone - they are surrounded by a braying crowd of about 20 onlookers. The camera swung around from different movie style positions, and then the Namco demonstrators delighted the attendees by actually having a fight! It was fully interactive.

Square
Square, being Square, would have to do three, not one, demo. The first was an old man's head. The same figure had been used last year to show what Square could do for the rendered movie of Final Fantasy, due in cinemas next year - but this was real-time! The camera was able to zoom in to see every pore on this old git's face. Unpleasant, as the Square programmer admitted, but done to show the awesome texturing capabilities of EE. Every wispy strand of grey hair on the old man's head is separately rendered and capable of independent movement. The demonstrator played around with his intricate facial expressions before...

Moving onto a demo for a 3-D fighting game. It begins with some guys playing cards and a fight breaking out, and suddenly eight of them are in this barney. Then the fight moves outside, probably just to show off the obligatory waterfall. This is a really nice waterfall, again with hundreds of separate particles to it.

The final Square demo takes a scene from Square's recent Final Fantasy VIII for Playstation. What was previously a pre-rendered sequence is now in real-time. Two characters dance together, their clothes and hair moving in life-like fashion. The scene is the climax of the presentation - a demonstration of how Sony is aiming to create images that transcend our expectations of computer 'graphics', and become as viable, believable and emotionally charged as films or television. This final demo is, in the speaker's words, "to show how you can share a moment with a character".

This demo is impressive enough from the outset, but then the demonstrator begins to muck around with it, showing the power of EE to manipulate as well as generate. Motion blurs are added, split-screen modes used, page-turning effects employed. The invitees get the general picture. This is serious kit, mama.

Paul's summing up on what he had seen. "It doesn't look like anything you've seen before. It doesn't look like a PC game, or a Dreamcast game. Sony have gone beyond that". For an anonymous developer, the dynamics are economic - "Playstation 2 is going to be so enormous, it doesn't make sense not to put most of our resources into it". And for Sega? In Paul's words, "You can almost hear you bell tolling for Dreamcast. Can it be over so soon?".


I sooooo want to see the water going down the plug hole through physics myself -Al- (I wonder if it forms a spirally vortex whirlpool like for real?)
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 15:08:10 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
Check it out I heard in Peru they just found the worlds youngest man ..

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 14:55:21 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yes, being only 12 inches tall, how did he walk...?
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 14:28:59 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
These guys are the real Dirk Diggler's.

David: when I read your message I thought you meant the dude was 9 (years old) and 3/4 inches long. After a quick re-read it made much more sense.
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 14:00:37 (GMT)
Mr. Vid  
Todays great fact of the day is, The mighty Ron Jeremy has been in over 1,000 'adult' flicks! he is 9 and 3/4 inches 'long' !.. but that is nothing.. the factual 'length' of John Holmes is 12" .. !!!!!!!!!! how did he walk!..

Sorry if this offends ! :)

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 13:50:32 (GMT)
David Murphy  
What a year!! New Star Wars!, New Playstation.. next year we get it Plus the Lord Of the Rings movie.. oh my god!

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 13:15:50 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Most of the PS2 sites are Slashdotted (/.) - overloaded after the news release - like when they released the Star Wars stuff.

Also did you hear that the episode 1 posters are being stolen by organised gangs of thiefs.
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 13:12:40 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Bye bye dreamcast (sega are releasing a Saturn emulator for it), bye bye Nintendo, bye bye £400 bye bye social life.

PS2 will be my first DVD player too.
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 12:59:10 (GMT)
Chris Pile psxpress
These are the VERY official release specs not altered and with all the techie details. psxpress.

Forget what I said about everything catching up. This baby has similar connection ports as the newest Mac G3's (USB, FireWire & PCMCIA). Therefore zip drives, printers, mice, AV harddrives (basically everything) will be connectable.

It has it's own MPEG2 hardware and I reckon will allow firmware updates.

After reading the specs Sony/Toshiba will NOT allow this machine to come second best to anything. It rocks. Although by the time it's released over hear PC's will be using the same technology (Direct RDRAM etc), but the price will be about double for a PC.

Plus it's even got VESA (PC monitor support) at up to 1280 x 1024 res.

Anyway enough of this raving we can all read the specs ourselves.

SeeYa!
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 12:29:06 (GMT)
Dan McYeah  
Yeah but as DVD technology improves and newer and better machines are made available PSX2 will not be able to improve along side with these other machines. A good example is in America and Japan they are on the 3rd-4th generation of DVD player, while Britan is still on the 1st-2nd generation. And the whole point about DVD players is the quality of the machines and playback which, bundled as a games console the Psx2 may not be able to deliver, although it will probably be my 1st DVD player as well as alot of other peoples... and could be just what DVD needs to finally make a proper break into the British movie industry
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 11:58:35 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan I use it as my main CD player at the moment (I do need to buy one).. I see what you mean about DVD on PSX2 but I feel as far as it goes you don't need much functionality to watch Films.. :)

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 11:31:47 (GMT)
Dan McSony  
But yeah, your are sooo right.... Bye Bye Dreamcast, I can hear the death bell ringing....
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 11:30:54 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Though it will play DVD's there will still be a need for standalone DVD player, this is because of the quality and functionality of PSX2 DVD playback, Just think back to PSX1 CD playback capabilites - a bit duff really when compared to a normal cd player, apart from myself I'm not aware of anyone who has used it as their main cd player... Basically everyone our age who has money will have both just because we are all gadget mad, and families may have both as consoles are generally relagted to the 2nd television in the house(as they are still seen as kids toys).
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 11:15:46 (GMT)
David Murphy  
The Ridge Racer Type4 girl is cream inducing!. and the dancing...

Bye bye Dreamcast, bye bye Nintendo 2000..

And if it plays DVD's bye bye stand alone DVD players, therefore bye bye VM Labs... But I bet it wont play audio DVDs.. as Sony have their own new rival standard..

The futures so bright I gotta wear Braids...

-David
Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 10:47:57 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Yes that's ALL real time, apparently for the fighting game sections they got two ppl up on stage to actually play that section to prove it etc. The GT2 shots are from the GT2 on the PS1 but they took just two weeks to add some improvememtns bigger textures, better effects etc. and that racing section of the demo is the result RAAAAAAH!

Bye Bye Dreamcast!
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 21:42:21 (GMT)
Mr.'last message' Vid The site to end all sites
just visit it..

pictures.. movies .. the lot..
http://www.scene.org/~riot/psx2

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 21:11:26 (GMT)
Mr.Veryexcited Vid PICTURES!
OHMY GOD!!!!!!!!OHMYGODOHMEGOD!!!!!

pictures...

http://psx.ign.com/

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 21:03:34 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Did I mention that the PSX-2 is going to be backwardsly compatible with current PSX stuff.. how cool !:))

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 20:42:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon .. cool..

Aha!.. Www.next-generation.com has the release info and specs and shit.. Dag Nammit.. gotta wait until Fall 2000 for it.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Next issue of Edge has a load of stuff about it I think....

Al : you on the net at home?

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 17:01:46 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Can't make Thursday, a girl from work is cooking us a meal.
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 16:58:28 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Snis its not from the web soz matey
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 13:59:45 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Actually March is the (apparent) US release.. and what do you mean by "everything else" catching up with it.. There is nothing else To catch up with it.. apart from Nintendo who don't give a crap about the Euro market..

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 12:57:15 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Bahh!! someone post the announcement URL. Besides, it's released in Jap in Mar 2000. Therefore UK release 2002 and by that time everything will have caught up and it'll be no big deal.
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 12:48:47 (GMT)
Sir Vid  
Drooooooooool.. PS2000.. raaaaaaaaaaah.. hmmmm.. polygons... movie like.. woooooooo

March.. 1 year.. 1 year ... 1 year! :)

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 12:29:01 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
OK guys, where are these PS2 announcements.
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 12:07:47 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
PS2000 RAAAAAAAH!

"When rendering small polygons, the peak drawing capacity is 75 Million polygons per second and the system can render 150 Million particles per second. With this large drawing capability, it is possible to render a movie-quality image. With Z-buffering, textures, lighting and alpha blending (transparency), a sustained rate of 20 Million polygons per second can be drawn continuously."

UUUMPH you say chief!
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:48:45 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Hackers seized British Military Satellite. Pretty serious stuff.

Light Sabers OH YES, real life sabers. Watch the vid.

Dan: I thought you made a typo and meant "Swap-Meat". ;)

I like Anne's hair long :) So I'm grateful she has grown it.
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:23:44 (GMT)
Dan McVid  
Hey Mr.Vid... we have taken over the notice board again...he he he...
You Will listen to every DAMN word that I have to say
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 11:16:08 (GMT)
Mr. Vid  
Pete called me it last night.. on the Bowling scores!!.. Pete is apparently a 'Handsome Devil' or he would be if he could spell it .. in fact he ended up being a 'Mo Fo'

-David :)
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 10:08:41 (GMT)
Dan McChickenSandwich  
Mr.Vid Who called you an ugly geek, do you want to us to send the heavies round to their house and do em in for ya...geeza
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 10:06:18 (GMT)
Dan McArrggghhWantOne  
Playstation 2, March 2000, DVD drive, Backwards compatible, and completely kick ass....... WANT ONE NOW
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 09:55:07 (GMT)
David Murphy  
George Clooney to start in new Coen Brothers Movie!!

Playstation 2 announcements..

Today is a good day..

-David
Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 08:48:54 (GMT)
Monseiur Vid.  
Wow Dan.. I think thats the Geekiest Starwars reference that has ever been made.. cool.. :)

-David 'Ugly geek' apparently...
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 17:50:36 (GMT)
Dan McFanBoy  
SwapMeet is where the Jawas meet up in the middle of the desert, about 10-15 of those big trailer things that they drive and swap junk between each other. Kind of a big family reunion, gathering of friends where they find out the latest gossip etc...... Ok, Ok I was being a sad starwars fanboy...
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 17:15:26 (GMT)
His Vidness  
Dan, what kind of 'Swapping' are you and Chris going to do?? Like Anna's long hair do you eh? eh? .. Oooh Sir!

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 17:07:46 (GMT)
Dan McElvis  
Mr.Vid: Cool, women may be strange but they are also cool.

Chris: Saw Anna at Blockbuster on sat, she has really long hair now...when are you coming back so we can arrange a big Swap-meet (Starwars Fanboys need only reply) at the pub

ChrisAlso: SMG...?

Everyoneelse: Pub on Thursday night..? (for real this time...)
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 16:53:30 (GMT)
Mr.'Confused'Vid  
Bugger me, that girl I met in Looney Toons ages ago that I emailed a couple of times mailed me totally out of the Blue today... Women are strange! :)

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 16:38:27 (GMT)
Mr.Vid  
Chris : SMG?

Al : The new video by Lamb (for a track called B-lines) is great.. watch out for it..

Did anyone ever see the Original video for Fat Boy Slim's - Rockafella skank (not the exploding stuff).. it was Spike Jonze, leaping around in the street and 'break dancing' (just like he does in the Praise you Video but on his own) Norman Cook loved it.. but the label said no to it :(( .. It was Great!

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:58:48 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Bought an amazing SMG poster. MMmmmmm shiny.
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:58:40 (GMT)
Dan McHeyYouGuys  
I also played Powerstone for 2 mins today, then I had to get back to Baldur's Gate - Also 4 going on 5th, My main Character is a dual classed fighter 4th level and new class of 3rd thief, Imoen is 5th level thief 1st level conjurer he he he I love this game man, I am having an affair with it.
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:54:47 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Rabbit in the Headlights Video by Science Fiction 'nuff said so good they banned it, it ruuuuules.
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:26:58 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Yep, meant to mention that video. It's so damn smart. Makes me wonna go and buy their album. Really dark tune and the end of the vid is freaky.
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:17:51 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Has anyone seen the new Aphex Twin video yet?? Called 'Window Licker'.. it's Great.. 2 G-Funk Gangsta boys at the start swearing for about 2 minutes!.. before the music starts!.. totally great. MTV play it at like 1 in the morning !:)

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 15:12:33 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Al (Ben Dover): Done in your knee did you. What do you expect when you bend over on your hands and knees and take it.

Squeal like a pig!!!! ;)
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 14:53:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
OH yeah.. and YES, the Sterophonics are great.. but they are Better live than on record, and they are pretty blinding on record...

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 14:51:50 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Al, Smart about the PeeCee at home!.. P400 V.nice .. I gotta get some upgrades for mine, gonna get one of the following this month either, DVD+MPEG2 Decoder or 3DFx (16Meg), or Internal Zip drive, or some more HD space... Gotta decide as they all work out around the same price (except the DVD+Mpeg2).

Anyway.. my characters are all still level 2 (!), I have not played it for nearly 5 days for various reasons.. hope to do a little tonight, I really miss it :)..

Are we pubbing this week?

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 14:40:26 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Hayley how cool are you!

Sorry for not turning up at the pub but I tore some cartilage in my knee (DOH!) It was only a nick though so after a couple of days strapped up it seems to be a lot better now.

Just played power stone RAAAAH!

Pete I wanna have Kung Fu kids :)

I've only just realised (or realized if you're Hayley) how bloody phenomenal the Stereophonics are WOW!

I just got a whup arse P400 at home with all kinds of glorious bells and whistles and it raaaawks!

P.S. don't give away any thing about the story or whatever but what average level are you and your party in Baldurs Gate mine are 4th going on 5th.

C'ya guys I luv you all to pieces.
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 14:01:38 (GMT)
Mr.'Married!!'Vid  
Wahey! A new NESCOT Posse tradition.. get married in Vegas!.. that and Pete's plan that we should all have kids at the same time! :)

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 12:51:48 (GMT)
Jon'Vegas Baby' Brigly  
Congratulations to Hayley. Did your husband kill any prostitutes??
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 12:46:09 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Mrs. Hayley: drive-thru wedding? Did you get any salad with that? Anyway why are you typing on the computer, get back to the kitchen ;). Congratulations, see you in August.

David: That The Kama Sutra of Pooh was hilarious.

Underwold, Beaucoup Fish.... OH YES!
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 12:35:58 (GMT)
Franny  
Hello people. Hayley phoned me at 10am saturday morning. I'm blaming her for not letting me sleep off my hangover. So she told you her news... She has got a VERY strong American accent now. (Argh!)

Catch ya later people...
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 10:25:00 (GMT)
David Murphy sorry!
Sorry about this joke! :) it came from The Filthy Truth.. and if anyone is in the games industry on just interested visit :

http://www.egroups.com/list/thefilthytruth/


About three years ago, in the home of the MD of Sony, it was his sons birthday. To celebrate he thought he would buy his son something special,and so asked him what he wanted.

"Oh I don't know" said his son "what about a Cowboy outfit"

"O.k" said his father, so he bought him Psygnosis....... "


Sorry guys..but it amused me:)

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 09:49:22 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Wow I told you, Well done Hayley.......... las vegas, thats what me and Gemma are planning for next year, Elvis Preacher and all....cool
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 08:50:28 (GMT)
Mr. Vid ho ho !
Here is more looney stuff from the wonder world of the web..

http://www.planetx.com/pooh/

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 08:45:19 (GMT)
David Murphy  
CONGRATULATIONS to MRS.!! Hayley Gamble

-David
Monday, March 01, 1999 at 03:02:18 (GMT)
Hayley Gamble  
Ok there's no babies. It all started with an innocent trip to Las Vegas, which happened to include a dive-thru wedding. And then some havy drinking. I'm married, scary! We're having a party in Seattle on June 20th if any of you are passing, if not then early August in London. I'd love to see you all and introduce you to my HUSBAND Marc. bye for now.....Mrs Hayley Gamble (I kept the surname)
Saturday, February 27, 1999 at 19:34:08 (GMT)
David Murphy  
AAAAARGH! I'm in Bradford.. on a Saturday... HELP me!!!!!

-David
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 19:24:03 (GMT)
Mr. 'Insensitive' Vid  
I was talking about websites at work.. and I mentioned Lesbian or German Woman.. and everyone laughed except one guy.. cos he is married to a German woman.. Doh!...

-David
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 16:33:42 (GMT)
Chris Pile robo-fishy
This article is pretty smart, try and watch the video clip if you can. They are kinda like the snakes etc from BladeRunner.

Also, I thought Red Dwarf was pretty funny last night
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 11:38:06 (GMT)
David Murphy So sick it's not funny
Man this is a messed up story!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_286000/286249.stm

-David
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 10:00:06 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Lesbian or German lady rocks!
I said lesbian for all of them!!
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 09:13:29 (GMT)
David Murphy Lesbian...
And finally :

Play the game, is it a picture of a Lesbian or a German lady???

http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/dyke/gaydar.html

-David
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 09:09:06 (GMT)
David Murphy Real!
Amusing but a real place.. scary..

http://www.menwithhill.com/

-David
Friday, February 26, 1999 at 09:05:24 (GMT)
David Murphy Hamsters!?
Who needs Hamsters when you have Jesus...

http://www.io.com/~ryland/jesusdance/

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 18:51:02 (GMT)
Dan McILoveYouGuys  
Well I think you are all w***ers and you all stink...............he he he

DanMcILoveYouGuysScrewYouGuys:)
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 17:28:12 (GMT)
David Murphy  
That was in Jest btw..

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 17:27:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
sorry sir

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 17:24:59 (GMT)
Chris 'sys admin' Pile Stuff
Guys, be friends and either email each other or talk in person. Funny things and long rants are fine but the NBoard is not for moaning at each other (unless it is in jest). The Notice Board is meant to make people smile or go WOW!

Chris 'someone had to say it' Pile
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 16:09:32 (GMT)
David Murphy  
WOah!!.. sorry for that!

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 16:09:02 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I was thinking about this at lunch actually; Pete it's every time we go to Looney Toons or Where Its At.. everywhere else you are good old Pete, a few bears possibly Red Bull and Vodka or two.. lovely , up for it.. great.. Dancing, foolishness.. smart.

But, honestly, everytime (except this weekend which was a TOTAL Blast, great fun), that we have been at Looney Toons or Where It's At you have hung around for about half an hour then turn up at the end of the night. It's just that Looney Toons is where we use to play around the most, and every weekend was like the weekend just gone. Thats my point... I seem to have come off as being anti Alcohol, which I'm not.. in fact I would activly encourage Jeremy T Gordon to drink loads cos he is hilarious when he is pissed. And your more 'Pete' after a couple of beers and whatever, but when we go to Looney Toons you usually get really trashed, so my evening goes like this, we meet up, have a laugh, play some PSX. We get in the car you and Jon talk about work until we get to Looney toons, we dance then you vanish after half an hour, Jon and I have a bit of a laugh, then he gets knackered (which is perfectly acceptable), so I dance on my own. Later you turn up, we go home, journey home is silence as you and Jon fall asleep (again perfectly acceptable as you work the next day). So thats where my 'enourmous chip' comes from. It's less noticable when we are in a bigger group, and we generally have more fun when we are all out together, but with Chris and Jez at Uni, and Dan&Gemma being strapped for cash recently....

Personally we have great fun at Happiness Stan's, The Lounge and stuff like that. It's just Looney Toons has recently turned sour, cos when you come down to it, it's not really that good, the thing that makes it good is us. But if we are not together it is just a school Disco :) ... ANYWAY, thats my point.

Forget it...

On another note, There is a new club opening in London on the 20th March which looks Outstanding!! so we gotta go to that. Also I should find out the 'secret' location where Heavenly Social has moved to this week. Also the club that replaced Heavenly (at Turnmills) looks real smart. So we should go to some of them, plus of course The Lounge..

This long message has been bought to you by the David "I'm not that bad really" Murphy Messaage Service.

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 15:35:13 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Yes David I think you should!

I've had enough of your snidy little coments and your holyer than thow attitude. You make it look like I go out and get completely trashed every night of the week (when infact if you were to be fair, in the amount of time that we have been going out every week must have only happened mabe three or so times). Yes I did get trashed the other night along with my good freinds Dan, Gemma and Jon and I had one of the best times of my life and so did they and I know it would have been a lot better if we didn't have your dissaproving eyes on us. As for my apparent 'dissapearance' in clubs whenever I start drinking... that is a load of bollocks, yes its true I do like to pull at clubs (...Shocking Huh?) and I do like to wander around on my own occasionaly, that is my prefernce and I am intitled to it, its not like I don't want spend time with you and it's not like I don't.

So to sum up: Don't try to force your appinions appon me and try to make me look like a fucking twat infront of everyone for something that realy isn't that strange or socialy unexceptable. Maybe if you were to take your head from out of your arse and remove that mamoth chip from your shoulder you might be able to realise that.
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 12:29:28 (GMT)
David Murphy  
My genuine apologies Pete, it's just I'm annoyed that someone that use to be such good fun to be out with, is no longer anywhere near as fun since he decided he was 'responsible' enough to drink a lot.

Jon and Dan have always been drinking and know their limits and occasionally go over it, but are still fun, it's just your less fun to be around when your drunk, unless we are in a big group; like Saturday which was a huge laugh. Dont ask me why.. just the way I feel. I think it's cos you disappear half the night chasing skirt, whereas Jon always sticks around.

Guess it's just someone you want to become.. I'll shut up now...

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 11:54:17 (GMT)
Chris Pile Magic 8-nipple
Some really funny sites:

Magic 8-nipple
When I asked whether I would pass my degree: "Signs point to yes". Thats a relief.

Scorching AMISH Porn!
Hardcore! NOT

telephonesex.net
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 11:45:22 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
David (With refference to previous comments): I'm sorry if we decide not to live up how you think we should be but everyone is entitled to their live their own life, the way that they want too.

Prety fucked up about the car thing though!
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 11:41:22 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
People: My web site provider has reported that the server my site runs on has gone down (crashed) about twice this week. So if you have been having trouble accessing this site, that's why.

Just hope it's not this site that has been crashing their server. They said that they are monitoring activity, which is kinda worrying.

Sorry if this is too techie for anyone.
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 11:34:05 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I was thinking, 'perhaps it is a trick set up by the bandits North of Berhost to stop me attacking them' ...

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 11:31:37 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Your pretty lucky David although don't give us that "there were loads of other people running to help". We know you were just thinking "Mmmm, if I go to help I won't be able to play Balder's Gate for another hour". ;)
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 10:29:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah man, just scared the beejebers outta me...

I hope whoever was driving the car is okay, even if they are an arse for driving so stupidly. Two people were already phoning 999, and 2 or 3 people were already running to the car.. So I kinda just drove away. Not much else I could do... I know a couple of people that have rolled their cars before and were fine.. so. Just keeping an eye out for "Can You Help" signs...

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 10:05:22 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Whoa dude, thats pretty f**ked up right there....
you ok...?
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 09:32:07 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Oh I forgot to mention in the other messages I nearly got killed last night.. seriously. Some guy/girl driving his/her Peugeot 205 GTi too fast (I mean really fast like 60-70 on normal roads)lost control and starts swerving all over the road, just misses me (I turned out his way), his/her car finishes upside down on the pavement 100 yards down the road with the underside on fire!. A couple of foot towards me and it would have been the drivers side of my car they ran into. e.g. no more me..

I was a bit shakey when I got home (adrenaline, don't ya just love it). Calmed down after a cup of tea and some Baldur's Gate :)

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 08:39:54 (GMT)
David Murphy Star Wars Crusade!
Dan.. your going on a damn fool idealistic crusade.. have a look here for advice..

http://members.aol.com/jedi3167a/SW/Mania.htm

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 08:37:13 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Thats cool.. cos you've always been an alchy and you can take yer drink :)

Hmmm.. Simon is getting gear now days.. tempted.. tempted... but.. remembering last time! :)

-David
Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 08:30:24 (GMT)
Jon 'Mashed again' Brigly  
I am an alcoholic and I love it!!!!
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 17:57:08 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Time to go home... Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Balur's Gate...

etc. etc.

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 17:17:32 (GMT)
Single Female Fran  
Al: Cheers for keeping me up to date! Otherwise it could've been years before I found out the sordid truth!

Chris: Thanks for putting my email address on the list. I'm very flattered and promise to write more... honest...

Everyone: I've been told off for talking too much at work. Who, me???

Hayley: ?????
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 14:03:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah.. Tom Foolery is the coolest.. I want to be back on the days when yelling out of car windows at Midnight in Camden high street didn't need to be Alcohol fueled.. it was just something we did. Chris come home!!.. NOW!..

Sega has a new climbing wall thing that works like the Gladiators 'Travelator', just goes round and round and you have to keep climbing :) How smart is that.

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 14:00:14 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Old School,

I'm back on form, after a decent night sleep.

So far I've managed to climb half way up a lecture hall wall - which I have been thinking about doing for the past three lectures in that hall - (I miss Mile End). Plus there is an open day at uni and we managed to fill my lunch box with all their courtesy biscuits. Tee Hee!

Tomfoolery rocks.
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 13:34:25 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Jamie McDonald - who the f£@% is Jamie McDonald?
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 12:27:40 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan : I got Retina burn from Baldur's Gate (where you close your eyes and you can see the game playing! :)

Pete : dag nammit.. erm.. maybe we do something tonight.. nowt at Cinema.. and I'm hoplessly addicted to BG.. but maybe you can tear me away :)

Chris : yeah Network game woudl rock hard .. alot!... :) maybe we can do it at my place.. I have moved my desk around again and there are other rooms that computers can go in :)

Hayley : tell us tell us!

Jon : hi

Fran : Write

Al : I might be up for some of that vaseline.. (ERM!)

Everyone else :.. yes

Jamie McDonald : Do you know where Camden High Street is?

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 12:11:39 (GMT)
Dan McLetsHaveAChat  
Everyone: I made the rumours up, wether they are true or not we will have to wait for Hayleys next post, sorry if I got anyones hopes up...

Everyone: Pub on Thursday night, yes...?

Chris: Buy Baldur's Gate now.... you must... that is a direct order from your commanding officer...

Baldur's gate Players: I have been having baldur's Gate dreams... arrrggghhh get out of my head, this is really disrupting my sleep...

Pete: I also said that I didn't think much of Red dwarf (in a previous mail) because of the really pooh canned laughter at every third second...

Jon: you stink mate, I can smell you from here

Jamie McDonald: I am Jamie McDonald, excuse me have you seen me
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 11:20:13 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Hayley: What exactly have you done? Are the rumours true?

David: At least you have the game, I've just been reading about it and looking at screen shots and I think it's an excellent game. That's sad. I wish I had time to play it. Anyone up for a big'up multiplayer game when I get back?

Too much work, so little time. I want to come home and work so I can have my evenings and weekends back (also get some wonga).

Fran: Fine, you moan at me for not putting your name on the list but when I do, you don't even visit.
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 11:07:56 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Actually me and Jon have got something to tell everyone...

On anouther note (I have to try and cover all of the toppics of conversation because I haven't been here for about a week) I personaly thought Red Dwarf was prety crap! I'm sorry if I'm the only one who had the guts to say it and I'm sure it may result in a lot of controversey and bitchyness.

Also... YOU F@#KERS! The one time I arange to work on a thursday night instead of a Wednesday and you guys go out!!

I RAPED JAMIE MACDONALD!!!!

...and another thing... BLOW ME!... err...
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 10:58:09 (GMT)
David Murphy  
HOLD ON!.. Dan.. I get paired with a computer game... how sad am I??..

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 10:57:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
YEAAAAH! another Baldur's Gate fan... my eyes, my eyes... they hurt ... and I mean that.. my eyes have actually started to ache from playing it too much.... and still Dan has better characters than me !:)

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 09:55:50 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
We have a job lot of Vaseline for sale, left over from last nights orgy...erm I mean 'party' if anyone's interested.

(Hayley are you really getting hitched

:0

Blimey!


Baldurs Gate RUUUUUULES.
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 09:41:17 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Your forgeting one pair, David and Baldur's Gate.... (he he he)
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 08:46:17 (GMT)
David Murphy  
AAAAAAAARGH! Everyone is paired up with someone except me :(( Dan&Gem, Chris&Anna, Hayley&Geezer, Jon&Pete, Liz&Douggie, Al&James&Claire (erk!)... dag nammit!...

-David
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 08:17:42 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hayley got married la la la la la la Hayley got married la la la la la la (either that or she is having a baby la la la la la la la)

DanMcRumourMonger:)
Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 01:49:42 (GMT)
Hayley Gamble  
Hello, um. I'll be back in early August fot the solar eclipse that covers Cornwall (you're all welcome at my parents down there) and for another reason. We have to celebrate cause I did something I said I wouldn't.
Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 21:44:21 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Congratulations crazy woman :)

-David
Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 17:38:08 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Congratulations to Anne for getting a 2.1 for her degree.
Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 12:47:04 (GMT)
David Murphy Alpha Testing
Anyone want to Test the new On-Line game from Black Isle.. makers of Baldur's Gate... Visit :

http://www.blackisle.com/infworld/download.html

It's only 43megs and currently takes 4 hours to download ;) (if it completes.. which mine didn't :((

Dan you might want to look at this ..

-David

Don't forget afterwards to get the 22Meg 'Patch'! :)
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 21:04:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
aaaaaaargh my eyes are bleeding.. too... much... Baldur's ... Gate... help me... HELP ME!!!!!

seriously...


HELLO!!!>.. ARE YOU JAMIE McDONALD??? no?? okay.. Are you Ronald McDonald??

Pub whenever.. cool.. Thursday would be nicer as I get paid also :)

-David
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 17:52:51 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
I apologize for the little squirts behaviour, I promise not to let the little kid on the notice page again....
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 17:51:05 (GMT)
Jamie McDonald  
JAMIE MCDONALD WHERE ARE YOU, JAMIE MCDONALD, ARE YOU JAMIE, EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU SEEN JAMIE

Can we go to pub on thursday as thats when i get paid..... (I get about twenty quid paper round money, no joke, and my mum helps me fold the papers with the leaflets inside them already...)

Dan: You are soo cool big brother, much cooler than all your poo friends, Like Wusstafa, Mr.Video, BLOW Job Brigly, Sluter, and all the other lamers that follow you around... he he he
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 16:54:45 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
HELLOOOOOOOOOO

Do you Punks still go Slutton on wednesdays? Are you going this wednesday? Can I come can I, can I pleeeease?

Delta Force co-operative play Ruuuuules.

Peace.

Get loads of peeps down mucho catchey uppey to do wednesday capiche(sp?)
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 16:53:41 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Excuse me, are you Jamie McDonald?

Jon is mashed.
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 15:48:22 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Vid, mebbe i was lyin but, the game had Ad&d/forgotten realms on the box....
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 15:42:28 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Calm down, you only just got the original... I'm buying it tommorrow... I also just saw a brand new copy in our library...
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 15:03:34 (GMT)
David Murphy Interplay
Dan : YEEAH!! Interplay are going to release an expansion pack for Baldur's Gate.. I'm a happy man .. I'm addicted..

-David
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 11:57:56 (GMT)
David Murphy  
"Please don't rape Jamie McDonald" .. we're sick...

hmm.. Why do I have to have a job, and eat and sleep, why can't I just play Baldur's Gate ALL DAY!..

-David
Monday, February 22, 1999 at 08:53:42 (GMT)
Dan McJamieMcDonald  
Are you JAMIE MCDONALD, JAMIE WHERE ARE YOU, JAMIE MCDONALD....


...on another note, Whah, arrgghhh, too much pressure, whah, The gnomes, argh there stealing my underpants, arrgghh...

...saw Red Dwarf last night wasn't too good, canned laughter every 3 seconds was horrible...
Sunday, February 21, 1999 at 20:16:01 (GMT)
David Murphy H-Dog
Hey guys I found a load of H-Dog stuff.. so dont ya be steppin' to me...

http://www.theonion.com/onion3415/make_me_take_vacation.html

http://www.theonion.com/onion3016/badass.html

http://www.theonion.com/onion3307/employeeofthemonth.html

http://www.theonion.com/onion3214/fuckingshitdesk.html

http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/westwingtechsupport.html

there ya go..

oh and Anna.. thanks for that delightful message :)

-David

Sunday, February 21, 1999 at 14:23:25 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Oi! Where's my picture gone? Too embarrassed to have me on your site wearing crotchless knickers?
To be continued.......
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 16:31:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Wahey.. long lunch at the pub, then 2 hours of Surfing... lovely.. And I think I've been working hard compared to the 3 guys that have sat in our lounge drinking coffee and talking for the past 2 hours! :)

I love Friday...

-David
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 15:43:50 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
OK, OK. I did read a few paragraphs but not the whole thing. I just didn't want you guys to think I was sad for reading stuff like that. Looks like whatever I say about it I get abuse :(

Hate you guys, I'm going home.

Still think landing on Mars is pretty smart though.

Big'up t'he stylEE massIVE!
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 15:28:07 (GMT)
David Murphy Alanis Lyrics!
Yes you too can write Alanis Morisette songs :)

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html

-David
(Yes I am having a lazy afternoon, so is everyone else!)
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 14:57:53 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
David - I'm 'bout it 'bout it, mah homey!

I think that that kid got it wrong he should have said "If you do eat MacDonalds you will die!"
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 14:29:30 (GMT)
David Murphy Dan
And this is Dan :)

http://www.kids-space.org/story_98/class/26MPE/SpencerM.html

-David
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 14:28:53 (GMT)
David Murphy Karate!
HEy Chris this is you as a kid :

http://www.kids-space.org/story_98/class/31CES/JeremyHJ.html

-David
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 14:15:36 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
you lazy ***, you didn't even read it.... I can't believe it...
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 13:00:38 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Pete: Well I spent about 2 mins trying to understand that and realised that it is not meant to make any sense anyway.

OK guys, even I didn't read that Mars thang. I just recapped the headline from another site and put in the link in case someone didn't believe me. Still think landing on Mars is pretty smart though.

Boys from the Dwarf.
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 11:45:14 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete : eh? Is that a load of Sepultura Lyrics :))

Jon : you hanging with the Accountz Reeceevable posse?? :)

-David
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 10:54:50 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
RRRRRAAAAAAAMMMAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA!!! TTTAAANMMMMAFFFFTTTT!!! AAAAMAAAAAAHHHHAAAAATTTAAAA!!!
GGGGGRRRREEEEEEAAAQAAAAAOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAA!!!

and if anyone tries to say otherwise then you'll have me to answer to!
Friday, February 19, 1999 at 09:19:58 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Chris - That Mars site has way too many words G !
David - H- Dog rules bitch !
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 19:10:52 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Fran: Damn woman. Give me a break, I did greet you. No, seriously, as soon as I get time I'll put your name on the list.
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 17:27:00 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
yeah Vid, Pop3 Undiscovered Worlds... out soon
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 14:04:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Because up until a week ago you didn't exist...

Hey Dan add-on for what?? Pop3 again!!?

-David
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 13:01:14 (GMT)
Dossett Woman  
Hey Chris

Why is my email address not on the list? Am I not good enough for you or what?

I'm offended now & I'm going to sulk...

Fran fm
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 12:47:38 (GMT)
Dan McArrggghhh  
I can't come tonite as I have to work late (not that I would come out with you guys anyway).

DanMcBloodyAdd-onDisc:)
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 12:33:59 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete I was.. but now I'm not.. I already hurt bad from Kung Fu.. well my legs and shoulders do.. which is kind of what I'd use at Basketball! :) It's only cos I missed KF last week through illness :(

-David
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 11:43:11 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
What's with those damn hampsters!?

B/Ball tonight anyone?

It's going to hurts bad!
Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 09:07:48 (GMT)
David Murphy Cool guy
Check out this guy ,... he da man :)

http://www.loonygames.com/content/1.25/pa/

-David

PS this is updated every day so check it today
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 22:31:03 (GMT)
David Murphy  
You see... Dan and I find dancing hamsters,... Chris finds NASA and the space program!!! :)

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 17:26:30 (GMT)
Chris Pile I want to be a space man
Manned mission to Mars.

Skim through this and see how NASA is planning a 2 and a half year mission in 2014 to send 6 crew to Mars.

If all goes well, we could all witness the first Mars landing. Smart.
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 14:56:10 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Aha ! It has it's own domain name now.. check out the first message on the 1st 1/2 1999 board :)

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 14:46:28 (GMT)
Dan McHamster Hamster
Go take a look at this site, it will make your day...
http://hamsterdance.com/
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 14:10:38 (GMT)
David Murphy The Work Of A Genius
This is just too cool :

http://www.theonion.com/onion3506/accountz_reeceevin.html

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 14:02:20 (GMT)
David Murphy  
aaaah. ain't that sweet.. :)

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 13:38:03 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
In the Old Testament, Jonathan was the valiant eldest son of King Saul, and it was his loyal friendship with brother- in- law David that gave rise to the expression "Jonathan and David" to describe devoted, steadfast friends.
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 13:06:42 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
HiYa Fran,

Glad to see you made it on to the Notice Board. Did you check out the piccies???
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 12:57:26 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Hey Pete I just scored 100% also :))

check it out : Nooootch


Hello Fran.. good of you to make it :)

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 12:13:53 (GMT)
Fran Dossett  
Hey there... just joining in for a bit of a chat. That's about as interesting as my life gets, so I'm off. Bye for now!!

Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 11:49:14 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I just got 100% on 37!!!!

WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 09:32:41 (GMT)
David Murphy Manga Script!
Create your own Manga script!! :)

http://www.eroscomix.com/manga/mangascript.html

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 09:04:50 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Smart!.. Did you see the full length Levi Puppet advert yet??

-David
Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 08:27:54 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
I just saw the trailer for a film called 'Message' , starring Kevin Costner, Paul Newman and some girl called Robin Wright Penn, looked like a relly beautiful film....

Kevin Costner "Its not your business"
Paul Newman (angrily)" Make a fist, now you hit me..my son is not my business??.."
Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 14:03:04 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Apparently the Celtic version of your name is Ferris !!! cool...

-David
Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 12:15:45 (GMT)
Peter ROCK! Rees  
I already know my name means 'ROCK!' Yeah baby... Rock and Role!

Don't make me get loose now...
Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 10:53:37 (GMT)
David Murphy Names
Here ya go.. a quite fun (but not extensive (no Chris!!)) name page...

names

Looking up on other pages general consensus is my name means Friend, Beloved. which was nice...

-David
Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 09:04:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Another day.... another hour spent surfing the net first thing in the morning..

-David
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 17:20:15 (GMT)
Mr. Nearly Home Vid  
I'll be home soon.. I found a site that tells you what your name means. It's pretty cool, but it was a bit neo-mystical mumbo jumbo, so I'll try and find a better one and throw that on here...

-David
Ps Ben you still checking this board?? mail me I got some interesting news about Pat Cadigan...
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 16:33:47 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Me too

p.s. that was a cool site Mr.Vid
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 16:09:00 (GMT)
David BORED!  
I'm Bored... out of my mind... argh!!

-David
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 12:31:28 (GMT)
David Murphy  
New Aphex video released Feb23 (but I doubt MTV will play it :( lots of swearing from what I hear...

Hey guys check it out I'm probably not going to be going out for the next couple of Saturdays, got a party this week coming and then I'm off up to Bradford next week.

-David
please note my arms and legs still hurt from Saturday (but my ears have now stopped ringing! :)
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 11:44:02 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Well, I did actually go home this weekend and I appologise for not seeing anyone, but I'm sure you understand.

Did anyone notice Neil in the crowd on singled out? It was at 11.30am Sat & Sun on Channel 5. Pretty funny really. But you have to watch it next week (same time, same place) as he will be in it again, but not just in the crowd this time.

South Park rocked, a whole house full of Cartman likes. Smart.

Underworld's new album released 1 March :)
Monday, February 15, 1999 at 11:26:13 (GMT)
David Murphy Religious Loonies
Check out the link.. ho ho.. God saying being gay is bad!.. god says abortions are wrong!, god says Allah isn't a god! .. all in neat comic book form.. outrageously funny!!

http://www.chick.com/Reading/Tracts/Default.asp?Language=English

-David
Sunday, February 14, 1999 at 12:53:22 (GMT)
David 'METAL!' Murphy @rtFLUX
Awww.. My Ears..

Owww.. My Neck..

Argh.. My Legs..

Rawk On!

-David
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 16:25:15 (GMT)
David Murphy  
No problem Dan,.. I have had to change plans anyway .. I decided to tidy my room.. erm.. that was 2 hours ago.. currently I can't see the carpet (no exageration!) through the crap... however I have very tidy shelves and all my audio is playing through my Amp :)

Dan just wants an excuse to stay 'in' on Valentines weekend!...

Please remember any girl out on Saturday night is likely to be single as it is Valentines weekend and any man worth his salt would have thought of something to do :)

-David
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 15:29:30 (GMT)
Dan McExcusesExcuses  
Sorry guys can't do nuthin tonite or saturday, i have no money and Gem is ill
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 12:22:14 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete thats pretty cool.. as I said he couldn't help me as I wanted to do everythiing (still do! :)

Chris that is bonkers.. I'll have to watch it for sure...

-David
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 11:34:49 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
WOW Pete that's amazing. Richard Gledhill has actually been useful. He was useless when I went to see him.

People, if you get the chance watch Singled Out this Saturday and next Saturday. Neil has managed to appear on the show. This week in the crowd, and next week as a contestant. Reckons he made a fool of himself, so it's definitely worth watching.

SeeYa!
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 11:20:31 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Get up, Stand up, Strut your funky stuff yo!

Back once again with the Peter Rees master.

I can't think of anything to say, but I feel that I should say something because I haven't visited the sight for a few days!

Me and Rob working in the new Caterham branch tonight... Rock an Roll!

I'm going to start looking for jobs today, its all very exciting. Richard Gledhill recons that in marketing I may have a starting salary between 16,000 and 18,000 and in a couple of years is likely to be over 20,000. OK, so it excites me anyway. If money is all that you want, money is all you will ever get! Its not for the money though, it's because its what I want to do (Its nice to know what I want to do). I can't beleive I'm talking to myself!... I'll shut up now... BEEEEEAAAAAFFFFFCCCCAAAAKKEEE!
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 10:28:20 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Thanks Jon.. actually I was thinking of going to see Pete at the new Caterham Pizza Express. But we could come and see you.. maybe we come and see you at work in a couple of weeks... thats if we even go out ! :)

-David
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 09:05:51 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Dans work number - 01483482992
If your going for pizza why don't you come and see me at work?
Friday, February 12, 1999 at 08:47:43 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Hey Dan.. wanna go for a Pizza tonight?? I'll check the board later and try and find your work phonenumber... argh 10 to 8 on my day off and I'm awake!!

-David
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 15:46:37 (GMT)
David Murphy  
No Dan.. YOU buy Kerrranaannng! :)

Yeah I got a day off tomorrow.. and I've spent all day so far making circuit boards!...

Shame about the cold though...

-David
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 14:10:17 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
My brother buys Kerrang and its in there...
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 12:47:18 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan thats pretty cool.. where did you hear about Metal room re-opening?? Rawk on!

-David
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 12:04:41 (GMT)
Dan McGroovy  
Free playstation because I passed my 3 month probation (get of jail free card) and am now a full employee etc.... pension, life assurance, share purchase schemes etc.. blah blah blah

Cool, the metal room downstairs at Loony Tunes has re-opened..... although I may have prefered it closed as I won't see you guys as much (I feel obliged to go and listen to the metal, even though it is duff)
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 11:43:52 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Was thinking Looney Toons we haven't been there for over a month..

free Playstation?? Why!? Cool..

-David
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 11:32:31 (GMT)
Dan McWheresTheParty  
Hey whats going on saturday (the lounge meebe)

Also i just got a free playstation... ha ha so now i have two, one for me and one for Gem
Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 08:42:32 (GMT)
David Murphy  
argh I got one of those head colds.. like headaches and blocked sinuses.. I'd rather have a runny nose and sneeze alot... but oh no.. not for me... argh

Means I'm not going out tonight or tomorrow night.. but I will make Saturday..

-David
Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 11:15:43 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Smart, the whole of series IV of Red Dwarf was on UK Gold last night.

Boys from the Dwarf.
Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 11:07:00 (GMT)
David Murphy Scary Person
There are some real freaks and loosers out there... but this dude takes the total biscuit...

http://www76.pair.com/spook/

-David
Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 09:01:10 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Argh.. I think I might have Dan's cold coming on .. argh!

-David
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 12:53:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Also, I ment to tell you this before, but I cant load the images from the clicky bit.. I have to type in the URL.. with correct file name and it will oad it properly...

Its sunny, yet freezying cold... arse

-David
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 12:00:59 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Red Dwarf, new series. 18th Feb. Oh yes!

Pete: Cheers dude, I had better fix that.
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 10:59:11 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Chris: In your CV you have put 'Various stock counts' twice in the Sainsburys bit!

What would you do without me!
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 10:56:03 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I want it to be summer !!!

NOW!

-David
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 10:48:31 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I Hate the cold weather!!!

BA!

HUMBUG!
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 10:22:45 (GMT)
David Murphy  
It's cool cos I came home after the snow had started last night.. so my car had nearly no snow on it all at! :)..

Its suppose to carry on for 5 days or so.. think I'll skip Kung Fu and stay in and watch movies tonight :)

-David
Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 09:51:53 (GMT)
JB  
Snow!!It feels more like Christmas than Christmas!!
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 15:56:55 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Doh!.. 8:10-15 I mean :))

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 15:56:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete the Cheat is up for it.. but I dont know about Jon yet.. probably best to get there about 8:20..

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 15:33:32 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Gem and I will be there, anyone else.... also it may be sold-out....
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 14:11:47 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Bugs Life tonight.. UCI 8:30

Shakespeare In Love is real cool..

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 14:03:21 (GMT)
Dan McLifeOfAgony  
To Whom it may concern: Whitfield Crane has left Life of Agony, the bassist will probably be the singer now - he wrote most of the lyrics anyway (plus he is also a midget). They may also get the bassist from Stuck Mojo......... much change and upheaveal - just hurry up wuth the next record dammit....
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 13:59:36 (GMT)
Dan McMoany  
when are we going to see Bugs Life - tonight or thurs...
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 11:24:58 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Nice try Chris..

It's pretty cold here.. the guy I work with has a bad cold and I wish he would bugger off home, he wont stop complaining about how he shouldn't be here.. so I just keep saying "so go home," and he is all like.. "no..I might as well stay now.."

However I doubt I'll get his cold as this office is sooooo cold that germs would die before reaching me :)

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 11:11:00 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Hmmm! that snow flake didn't quite work did it!!!!
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 11:10:21 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Whoa! It's snowing. TAB NAGGIT! It's cold.

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*****
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Monday, February 08, 1999 at 09:52:41 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
sniffle, sniffle
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 09:46:27 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Bless you Dan..

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 09:00:33 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hello

aitchoo...
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 08:45:15 (GMT)
David Murphy Final Fantasy Movie
Visit THIS link!! :)

http://www.gaming-intelligence.com/features/ffmovie/ffmoviemedia3.html

-David
Monday, February 08, 1999 at 08:38:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Monday morning... argh .. help

-David
Friday, February 05, 1999 at 15:46:08 (GMT)
Chris Pile Final Fantasy: The Movie
Check out the link.

Dan: !Happy Birthday!
Friday, February 05, 1999 at 08:43:12 (GMT)
David Murphy  
AAaargh Slept straight through both my alarms!!.. still I managed to get to work only 10 minutes late... just another manic Friday(!?)

-David
Thursday, February 04, 1999 at 12:09:25 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Ba Ba Ba, Ba baby bell!

David phone Dan's house when you've finnished work because I am not sure whether we are going to the cinema or not, due to Dan's birthday.
Thursday, February 04, 1999 at 10:39:33 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Great Photos.. Fran suggested we all go down to Liz' at some point and have an evening down there... are you coming back for Easter Chris??

-David
Thursday, February 04, 1999 at 00:03:23 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Oh yes, the xmas curry 1998 pictures are up.
The colour nescot group picture is bigger.
Also the B&W group piccy has been replaced since the old one was out of proportion and we all had squished heeds.

Check out About Stuff for info on other updates.

No doubt you've all heard this:
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi are in a Chinese restaurant eating a meal.

Half an hour later Obi has finished, and places his chop sticks on the table.

Luke is in a real mess as he can't use his sticks, and he has rice all down his shirt, noodles in his hair and beanshoots round his mouth.

Obi looks Luke in the eyes and says in a booming voice,

"Use the forks, Luke"
Wednesday, February 03, 1999 at 13:59:25 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Gran Turismo 2.. drooooool..

-David
Wednesday, February 03, 1999 at 09:46:16 (GMT)
David Murphy  
You ate them all??

Game on for Shakespeare In Love on Thursday... I wanna see Very Bad Things again ! :) ... can't wait until it's out on Video..

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 22:53:18 (GMT)
J.B.  
What the hell happened to Lucky Charms?
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 15:44:16 (GMT)
David Murphy A Bugs Outakes!
Checkout this .. obviously they will be cooler onc we have seen the movie ;)

http://disney.go.com/DisneyPictures/bugslife/mainframe.html

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 15:00:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Don't worry Jon is visiting you this weekend ! :)

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 14:20:17 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
WaaaHeeyyyy!

Just had to evacuate the building because of the fire alarm. Joy! Shame I wasn't in a lecture.

Oh the excitment at uni.
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 14:19:21 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete! .. Dude.. like totally...

thanks for reminding me of the big C A...

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 13:08:36 (GMT)
Three Strike Pete  
Yeah Baby!!

I got a turkey!

Never again, is the answer to the previous question David!

I bought CHASING AMY!!!!! !!!! !! !, I Know what you did last summer and The fifth element Today WOOHOO! That means I have bought 9 videos in less than a week... dope!

Hush... Hush... dum, dum, dum, dumdumdum dumdumdum.

What a lovely day it is today, I want to play football.
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 13:02:33 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
And I score 11 points for the word Quagmire
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 11:27:09 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Why is my morning going soooo slowly.. Argh and now I gotta set up an NT Workstation.. Inside a mixing desk!..

And my new Netware Network usage util is like 6 megs!! my good.. it's on the slowest download ever.. yawn..

Sun is shining though..

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 10:54:47 (GMT)
David Murphy  
So Pete.. when you Baby sitting again??

-David
Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 10:00:40 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Pete: That's a little bit more information than we needed. It's a bit out of order of your mum to expect you to arrange his privates though. Dag Nammit, just don't ever let him drink when you baby sit next time.
Monday, February 01, 1999 at 15:01:20 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dude! Thats prety F--ked up right there...

-David
Monday, February 01, 1999 at 14:55:30 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I've just been babysitting Josh, only for three hours but in that time he wet himself three times!!!! I wouldn't care but I was constantly asking him if he wanted to got to the toilet and I must have sat him on it about five times without him doing anything! It's quite impressive though because in one morning he managed to get through 4 pairs of pants, 4 trousers three T-shirts, 2 jumpers, 2 vests and 2 pairs of socks. My Mum was all like 'you obviously didn't point his 'willy' the right way when you put on his pants!' (hence the wet T-shirts and jumpers), but you just doen't realy want to start playing with some kids dick to make sure it's pointing the right way! Besides normaly if mine is pointing the wrong way in my pants it normal works its way around after a couple of minutes. I don't ever want to babysit again, I was sitting there just terified that he might need a crap! can you imagine! and he's getting a lot bigger now, I can imagine he could drop quite a load!
Monday, February 01, 1999 at 09:04:15 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Oh no.. it's Monday morning!!.. and crazy man I work with has not shut up so far.. 40 minutes.. of constant shit I don't care about.. argh.. oh well..

Very Bad Things is a very very evil movie....

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 19:22:41 (GMT)
David Murphy You know you want to
Have a quick visit :

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/4157/hampdance.html

Fantastic..

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 17:48:41 (GMT)
Chris Pile Ninja Scroll
David: Yeah, like Dan says, headbutt the woman. Just like in Ninja Scroll where Jubei nutted the evil dude through the deck of the ship. OI Nutter!

End of Januuary sales rule!

Also, the new Sensi Soccer game got poo review in PSM. What have they done to that classic. (Although I always prefered Kick Off 2).

I'm off back to the house,
SeeYa!
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 17:17:29 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon, It's just a ploy.. I mean like end of season sale.. just trying to get rid of old and useless stock..

:)

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 16:41:50 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
P.S. Chelsea are not having a bad season, huh?
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 16:40:48 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Al & James - I was just reading that Palace have put their entire team on the transfer list!
Wheres your money gone....Wheres your money gone???
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 16:34:28 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Anna : Cool.. Come to the pub next Wednesday .. we haven't seen you..

Oh also the crazy freak I work with is talking and swearing to himsef all day so far. looooony...

I want to sleep, but more than that I wanna Dance..

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 16:21:35 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Right that's it! I've finally finished being a student, I'm gonna hand in my project and then sleep for the next week! Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 15:32:53 (GMT)
Dan McAgonyAunt  
Chris: go to bed.

Mr.Vid: take her out the back and either headbutt her to death or have your wicked way with her - whatever takes your fancy.

Dan: Stop being a moany old sod. Oh thats me.... I have been moaning that the Pop3 add-on levels are too easy but, as soon as I play a hard level I quit ....what a loser...

Yeah woooow Aw huh monster magnet baby... wanna f**k ooohhh yeah baby
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 15:12:50 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Ooooo Yeeeaahhh! someone is finally more stressed than me. Yipeee! It makes me feel all happy (but still tired).

Like have you ever?

OK, y'all heard of "Vegas baby yeah!" or "London baby yeah!" anyone EVER heard of "Staffordshire baby yeah!". No, my point exactly.

Ooooooooo MATRON!

I've lost the plot, lack of sleep. I'm just waiting for the hallucinations to kick in.

Al:?????????
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 15:00:41 (GMT)
David 'Stressed!' Murphy  
Argh!.. bloody hell females are so annoying.. over sensative.. talk behind peoples backs.. Well the Italian woman I work with. She is like all on about clothes and stuff and how bad some person looks.. for ages and she says "She just has NO taste" and I say (only semi-joking) "Oh and you have..." that was about 2 weeks ago and she has been stressed with me ever since.. We are sat in the pub today and we are having a talk about TGI Fridays and the people that work there and she says "One of my friends wanted to be a Maitrre'D (or however you spell it, the person who stands at the door and welcomes people in) at TGI Fridays." so I say "Well we all gotta have aims in life." It was a joke and she turns at me furious, and says "Do you have to be so Rude!" and I'm like beyond giving a shit what she thinks so I say "Only when it amuses me.", and she is like "Do you care what people think of you", my reply "Well I don't care what you think of me".. a few moments silence and she says "Well she has her own business now.. so.." and puts on a smug expression, like I actually care what some person I never met actually does for aliving.. So I'm like "well thats good then.." and thats the last of it.

But now she isn't talking to me .. which is pretty childish for a 25 year.. and it's pissed me off because people that sensative piss me off.

ARGH!... Also about the clothes thing, she is like talking about how cool her clothes are and stuff.. and she shops in Next and FCUK, for christsake.. like she is some level by which all others taste in clothes should be judged...

ARGH!.. That Four it's Friday.. dancey dancey...

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 14:11:53 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Ok, maybe, will talk about it...
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 14:05:02 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan we can go to Looney Toons for your B'Day...

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 13:18:54 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Well I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 13:00:38 (GMT)
Dan McOhPeter  
But Pete, this was probably gonna be my birthday celebration this saturday... its my birthday next saturday (6th) but I probably won't be doing stuff then as I am lame................
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 12:53:00 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I want to go to the lounge with you guys on Saturday but I promised Lysa I'd go out for her birthday!

LIFE'S A BITCH... but there's not quite enough of them!
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 12:50:10 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Because I email replied to her once already. I mean it would be nice to see her again (if I can remember what she looks like).. but I dunno, I don't do that chasing round after girls thing..

-David
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 12:35:43 (GMT)
Dan McHello  
Cool, i was beginning to wonder if anyone was still alive, it was a bit quiet this morning......
......if she hasn't mailed you why don't you email her...... just a suggestion....

DanMcWhereIsChris:)
Friday, January 29, 1999 at 12:02:09 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Got an email from the Fransta this morning (got a new email address apparently).. she, Gilly and some friends should be coming to the Lounge on Saturday..

Thougt you might like to know.. no further word from Melati :( ho hum..

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:35:33 (GMT)
Dan McPensionMan  
Yes its true I am now sad and old, as I have a pension......what in the world is going on man, what happened to rock n roll...
I am sooo lame, please help me... (the only reason i have a pension is beacuse its a company thing, where i pay moneyy in and the company pays more money in, sort of like a payrise that i don't get until i am really old and decrepit....)
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:27:14 (GMT)
Dan McMonsterMagnet  
Yeah uh uh wooow yeah awww yeah
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:26:03 (GMT)
Dan McYep  
Mr.Vid Yep I saw the simwars thing this morning, pretty cool, (i didn't download it someone else did..)

I didn't even attempt the quiz, i looked at the questions and didn't know any... i am lame.... but not as lame as Pete if he doesn't come tonite, hey petey i don't see you guys that much so move your fat ass baby yeah...... waht..... what.....uh uh yeah i got mine i got mine
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:17:11 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I scored 30% on the quiz but then again I've only seen Clerks once and I haven't even seen Chasing Amy.
I'll be in the pub from eight.

-Jon-
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:14:26 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete : ;-) I'm only joshing with ya. So which one you going out with? Looney Toons or Where Its At?, I assume next week there will be another one :)

One free each Saturday, collect the set..

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 17:08:17 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
David: Laugh it up Fuzzball!

Hmmm.... I'm in two minds... If I'm there at the pub at 8pm I will be coming, but if not, I will not. OK C YA!
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 16:22:49 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan have you seen this Sim Wars Mpeg thing?? by the guys that did the effects on Titanic.. an All CGi Star Wars parody... I'm just downloading it now.. 15 meg :)

89% done :)

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 16:14:57 (GMT)
Dan McPub  
Ok will see peeps in pub from 8 onwards
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 14:12:35 (GMT)
David Murphy Virtual WAR!!
How bonkers is the world :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_263000/263169.stm

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 14:02:37 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon suggested that also Dan (I just phoned him).. so guess so.. meet at like 8 or something at the pub.. cos I'm eating abou 6-6:30 .. so even I can manage to make it to the pub :))

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 13:47:44 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
anyone wanna meet in the pub 1st....?
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 13:05:00 (GMT)
David Murphy  
'A couple of options'? Stop pretending you got a social life (jking)..

Are you meeting with that girl you met at 'Where it's at?' picking her up from school? ho ho ...

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 12:09:14 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Hmmm... quite possibly, I have to weigh up a couple of options first!
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 11:53:37 (GMT)
David Murphy Visit now!
hey hey hey!!.. I just got 100% at 37! :))

http://www.hit-n-run.com/37/

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 10:15:59 (GMT)
David Murphy Imdb entry...
Right, The Opposite Of Sex.. UCI Sutton

Start time is : 9:40 it's 101mins long.. so should be finsihed by 11:30 (making allowances for Trailers)

Dunno who else is coming.. Jon? Pete?

-David
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 09:20:13 (GMT)
Dan McFreeman  
Hello, when can we see the pics, send them to chris for the website,

also details for tonight please..
Thursday, January 28, 1999 at 08:51:56 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Hey I got 4 new scans of us lot.. well one is the end of "the pub Quest" where we find Chris and Fran. One is Chris at Hayley's first party, dressed in Tinsel and all kinds of crap! :) and the other 2 are pictures of us lot in a pub at the end of the pub Quest.

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 16:05:38 (GMT)
Dan McLazyBastard  
I am meant to write reports but... Superbikes is finished, DK2 not ready to test and pop3 add-on doesn't really have bugs as its old code.... so I am being lazy
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 14:51:19 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Your suppose to write bug reports also.. not just play the games.. or is that where you have been going wrong??

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 14:30:05 (GMT)
Dan McSittingOnMyAssMan  
I got work to do, just don't feel much like doing it... anyway how can we call playing computer games work....
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 14:12:49 (GMT)
Dan McPrime  
Kill the Grand Poohbar eliminate even the toughest stain
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 13:53:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan you really need to find some work to do :)

Hmm Brian Setzer Orchestra playing in London in March.. gotta go to that.. Jump Jive An' Wail etc etc.

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 12:58:01 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hello
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 12:57:32 (GMT)
David Murphy AHA!
Aha I bet you have never seen this then Danny boy!

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/3278/cereal-guide.html

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 12:53:46 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dont apologies to me for your turning into a huge geek Dan... Your becoming a games industry type.. careful !:)

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 12:31:09 (GMT)
Dan McApology  
Sorry that sounded really rude, i apologize to David - I am intrested in the stuff you post here, i was just being a knowitall...
I also apologize to Pete for telling him to eat s**t and die, i didn't mean it i meant eat pooh beah and fly....
....i obviously have too much time on my hands...and feet...etc etc, blah blah
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 12:09:48 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Already been there old news la la la
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 11:53:04 (GMT)
David Murphy once again
Once again I have the best links ;)

http://www.lego.com/futuristic/starwars/default.asp

Name : cypherpunks
Password : cypherpunks

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 11:46:19 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pub next Wednesday, with special guest James Smith ...

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:59:09 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Someone else write somethig i am starting to look sad and lonely.... oh yeah i am
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:54:21 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
By the way, Chris nice pictures you put up, Cool pyramind.....oh yeah I was there doh... Also like the black and white pic, can actually see Chris in this one...
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:51:34 (GMT)
Dan McYawn  
you may or may not be able to tell but at present i am not doing any work
la la la la , ho humm
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:49:07 (GMT)
Dan McArrrggghhhPOP  
Back on Populous... will wonders never cease...
...we are working on an add-on, so that maybe the 4 people that bought Pop3 will buy it...
...doh, nice levels though, good textures.. and stuff ho hum
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:35:32 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon, Breast size is not important... but if she got a fat ass she can just forget it... :)

-David
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:27:29 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Peter, why thankyou for your pleasant comment now kindly eat s**t and die....

p.s. only kidding
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:25:09 (GMT)
Dan McYoda  
Sorry to make you all read this but I can't be bothered to use email...
Top 10 small things that can change the fate of the galaxy

10. "But I was gonna go to Tosche station to pick up some power convertors!" - "Oh allright, but be back at 9 !"
9. "Perhaps you'd like it back in your cell, your highness" - "After hanging around with you guys, yes!"
8. "It's Luke, I know where he is !" - "You're dreaming Leia, get us out of here Chewie"
7."Join me and we can rule the galaxy together as father & son" - "Cool!"
6."Ooooooooh no! You're not pulling that old 'remove my restraining bolt' trick on ME!"
5. "Ten Thousand? We could buy our own ship for that!" - "You're right, Luke - this guy's a rip-off artist! Let's go."
4. "Adventure, heh! Excitement, heh! A Jedi craves not these things." - "Boring. C'mon, Artoo, let's go."
3. "I'll ask you one last time - where is the rebel base?" - "Yavin IV".
2."These aren't the droids you're looking for" - "Well they sure look like them. You're busted."
1."Sir, there's another one. No life forms." - "Shoot it."
p.s I stole this from a starwars page... blah blah blah
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 10:15:33 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
THE TRAILER IS NOT A FILM!! you're so sad Dan!

Of course size matters if you want them to look and feal good:

A firm medium to large sized bap as oposed to a crusty boomer loaf!
Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 09:37:30 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Just been watching Kilroy - "Does breast size matter?"
Jons' opinion - anymore than a handful and your risking a sprained tongue.
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 22:12:35 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Doh! also.. The Mummy looks cool.. the pictures on AICN looked great a little scary ! but more in an Indiana Jones stylee..

-David
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 22:11:31 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan, I dunno if/when we will meet and stuff we shall see. I should get her to come out some time with you and Gemma and Gem can say nice things about me :))

Movie for Thursday is "The Opposite Of Sex" with Cristina Ricci and Lisa Kudrow.. looks real cool..

-David
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 18:06:43 (GMT)
Dan McZombieFleshEater  
DaViD you gonna meet up with her... cool... about time dude..

Mr.Vid what excellent movie madness have you selected for this thursday...
I just saw a trailer for The Mummy, looks ok, kinda spooky probably crap, but its got Brendan"George of The Jungle/Airheads"Fraser in it and he is really cool... ok gotta go home...
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 16:43:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Woah!.. I just got a mail from that girl I met at Looney Toons a couple of weeks ago... scary!

-David (the scruffy looking nerf-herder)
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 16:26:40 (GMT)
Dan McYoda  
Yoda: Adventure humph .. exitement huh a jedi craves not these things...
Luke: Woah dude boring, come on Artoo we outta here
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 15:01:54 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Hmmmm,interesting.
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 14:53:09 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Man, uni sucks as ever. I now have to walk for 20min to another site just to update this web site and check my home emial.

Anyway, read About Stuff for info on updates.

My lecture starts in 5 min and I'm 20 min away. If the damn uni wasn't so crap in the first place I could have been in the same building as my lecture, but no.
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 14:44:53 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah, as Jon said, nice pictures, sad life.

Anyway Star Wars won't be the best film this year.. as Cameron Crowe (the guy who wrote and Directed Jerry Maguire) is making a new film :) and Jerry Maguire is the best film ever.. :)

But I look forwards to Star Wars, and all the fanboy geekdom surrounding it. All the people on AICN complaining about it and an equal number claiming it is the best film ever. And a load of people saying it is not as good as the Episode 4 etc. yadda yadda yadda...

I think it will be good, great, probably really really great. But I'm not going to say it's the best film of the year, without having seen all the films of the year. I was totally un prepaired for movies like Out Of Sight, The Big Lebowski, The Butcher Boy and Dark City, because there was totally no hype around them at all. But they still managed to be better than all the films I was really looking forwards to, and that promised to knock my socks off... So ..

So eagar to judge hmmm? Patience.. you must learn patience.. as some shrivelled Green dude would probably say.. if he didn't have Jim Hensons hand up his butt..

-David

Aha, whilst waiting for Chris to sort his life out I have just read that Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn have written a movie called "Marshall Of Revelation" and it should be out this year. So that is the best film of 1999 :)
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 13:10:50 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Dan McHeHeHe - Cool pictures, sad life.
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 12:59:59 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Anyway, Godzilla trailers had nothing to do with the film, they were more like Levi ads or short films (ok so they might have been in the film, i can't remember... meaning they were really cool, the reason they didn't show the full monster in the trailer was because it looked crap)... Star Wars trailer had only scenes from the film...and lots of...hmmm beautiful...
p.s did you go to the Leia site???
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 12:56:04 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
No I won't you jealous weakling.

It doesn't matter if its crap.... its Star Wars...
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 12:51:19 (GMT)
David Murphy  
You know your going to come out of Star Wars Ep1 complaining about it. Godzilla had great trailers...

-David
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 12:24:17 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
No... I'm sorry, you are all wrong, while you have said good films... the starwars trailer was still the best film... all those emotions in a couple of minutes....
...StarWars my life for you...
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 11:37:24 (GMT)
David Murphy  
For blockbuster I would have had Blade
For original storyline it would have been Dark City, or Big Lebowski, or Fear and Loathing, or Butcher Boy, or even City Of Angels. But Sliding Doors was a great film.

and Something About Mary was the funniest thing I saw all year, def top of the funny chart ;) (except for the 20 seconds in Fear And Loathing with the Ether and the trying to get into that Casino... "I think they let us in!"... ho ho)..

-David

Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 11:15:48 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
We'll for some reason no one has mentioned any of my top three, and I'm not just saying them because nobody else has:

In 3rd place: 'Lost In Space' (For that blockbusting...shit yeah!...kind of thang)

In 2nd place: 'Sliding Doors' (Wicked story line... v.original)

In 1st place: 'Something About Mary' (For me THE funniest film I have seen in a long time!)

Anyone who doesn't agree with me has no taste!
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 10:19:28 (GMT)
Dan McHeHeHe LEIA...
Take a look at this...

members.tripod.co.uk/goldeneye/leia.htm
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 10:07:24 (GMT)
David Murphy Great Desks!
Dan.. It's not a film it's a trailer.. if the question was what is the best trailer of the year.. then that would have been the answer..

Anyway!.. here are my 3 films of the year.. in no order

Good Will Hunting,
Out Of Sight,
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Honourable mention also for The Big Lebowski, Dark City and City Of Angels.

-David
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 09:55:59 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Goddammit if i wanna name starwars trailer as no.1 then i can ...goddammit... it was obviously the best film that i saw all year.... so leave me alone or I will break your kneecaps...
...more information to follow
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 09:18:59 (GMT)
David Murphy Lazarus !
Hey Chris.. Lazarus is back.. full re-launch in Feb..

-David
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 08:43:56 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan.. thats not the whole movie.. you can say that later this year when the whole film has come out.

Now.. real answer please :)

-David
I'm still thinking.. I got 1 and 2 but I have about 10 number 3s :)
Tuesday, January 26, 1999 at 08:16:28 (GMT)
Dan McNo.1  
At no.3 we have the long awaited star wars trailer....
at no.2 a new entry for the star wars trailer
and finally the no.1 smashhit blockbuster of 1998 is .... the star wars trailer....

....yes i know i am a very sad man...
Monday, January 25, 1999 at 22:27:54 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Someone wrote an interesting thought about Meet Joe Black, on IMDB, they reckoned that Johnny Depp would have made a better Death. Personally (being a bit of a fan) I reckon he would have been amazing in the role.

Okay.. so no one has done it on here yet.. Top 3 films of 1998?? I gotta go and think about mine...

-David
Monday, January 25, 1999 at 15:14:14 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Great lips and Eyes... Shame she has been Engaged for so long...

Yeah.. like thats the reason she is never going to go out with me...

-David
Monday, January 25, 1999 at 14:59:32 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Is it because of Marylin Manson??
Could it be Rebecca Gayheart?? Man what a stomach.
Monday, January 25, 1999 at 10:50:53 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yup was v.high quality. Clare Forlani.. oooh lovely... She is British also.. do you think I stand a chance??

no?

oh well..

-David
Monday, January 25, 1999 at 10:03:29 (GMT)
Dan McBlack  
Great movie last night... great death scene at the beginning... everybody go and see MEET JOE BLACK...
Sunday, January 24, 1999 at 18:16:06 (GMT)
David Murphy jawbreaker!
Oh yes.. fantastic...

we have gotta see this film.. no matter if it is really bad :)

www.jawbreaker.com

see if you can spot why :)

-David
Sunday, January 24, 1999 at 17:49:58 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Star Wars Fancy dress party.. game on.. but there is only like one girl.. unless the girls don't shave and come as Cheewie?

-David
Sunday, January 24, 1999 at 12:21:51 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Well sorry to dissapoint you, no I didn't dress up in the bronze bikini outfit, but rather that lovely bedsheet with danish pastries as sported in Star Wars episode 4 a New Hope. But there will be fancy dress parties in the future, and should the weather be hot enough I may bear it in mind. Though with common weight problems, it may well
be easier to apply a little green paint and go as Jabba. But Chris kinda looked cool as Luke in his Karate Outfit, I have the photos if you're interested....
Saturday, January 23, 1999 at 14:48:58 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
"Alright..who wants some..who's next..huh..how about it..who wants to have a little..you..you want some more..you want a little..do..ya..huh"
Army of Darkness rules!!
Saturday, January 23, 1999 at 01:46:17 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
And just for the record: you can bitch about me all you want but at least I'm not a bitch like the rest of you!
Saturday, January 23, 1999 at 01:45:06 (GMT)
I'msonackered Pete  
At last the end of the day and the end of my third semester!

WoooHo....snoar....
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 17:29:03 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Chris buy the movies.. watch the movies.. consume the toys.. live the lifestyle...

-David
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 17:10:19 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Sorry Chris but, you are just plain lame...
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 17:09:15 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yeah man.. do it.. lets all cuss down peteyboy.. he's soo dumb... I mean, come on man get your act together...

he he he .. I love you Petey...
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 17:05:54 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Anne has mislead you all. Unfortunately her costume is the white thang from Star Wars, with hair buns and all. Although I think it's pretty smart anyway.

Jon: Do you look like a bitch? Then why you trying to drive like a bitch!

OK, I admit I don't think I have ever seen a single version of Army of Darkness. What do you expect, I've only ever seen Star Wars about 3 times.
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 15:56:08 (GMT)
David Murphy  
No he is more like the Tin man, constantly moaning about crap :)

-David
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 15:06:33 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
No he's more like that lion from the Wizard of Oz, you no the one who has no courage and is afraid of his own roar!!!
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 14:03:17 (GMT)
Dan McStarwars.com  
Yes it is official... Pete is a wookie
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 13:35:53 (GMT)
Peter Raaaahhhgghh!  
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 13:28:17 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Must..get..some..sleep..can't...stay...awake...

"Yo she bitch..let's go!"
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 12:18:18 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete... Chill dude...
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 11:46:12 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
You angry young man.....
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 11:25:48 (GMT)
Petaaaaarrrrggghhh!  
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 11:21:22 (GMT)
David Murphy All info!
Visit the link.. or type :

http://uk.imdb.com/AlternateVersions?Army+of+Darkness+(1993)

All the info you need about the different versions.

Hail To The King Baby.

-David
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 11:04:24 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon, you drive like a bitch, cos you ARE a bitch.

Al. Harry Knowles at Aint It Cool News would know :) HE is total Army Of Darkness fanatic... have you checked Internet movie Database? http://uk.imdb.com

I sent some news about Arabian Knights to AICN, and bastard didn't post it (one of the women at my Kung Fu Class did some stunt work on it and I got some funny stuff.. Like Milla Jovovich was trying to ride a horse, and it knew she didn't know anything about riding a horse, so it bolted with her still on it.. ho ho :)

-David
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 10:33:39 (GMT)
Dan McHaHaHaHa  
My Uncle told you that you drive like a bitch HA HA HA HA HA ....

....i don't believe you.
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 10:30:14 (GMT)
Dan McSolo  
Al: Just like you posted the note twice I have two copies of AOFD.... one of each ending.... as far as extra bits I think all the different stuff is on both videos...

For the last two weeks my backgrounds on both of my Pc's have been pictures of Leia in the metal bikini... what a coincidence... I love Leia, sorry Anna not you, the real one.... Carrie Fisher rules the world...(well she should anyway)...

DanMcSolo:)
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 10:29:18 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
My driving instructor just told me I drive like a bitch!!
"see this, this is my BOOM stick!"
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 09:56:22 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Chris your site just lied to me! it said it didn't have the space to process the first posting so now you have it twice, poo you.
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 09:54:05 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish Groovy...
Guys this is a copy of a letter I sent to a website recently... see if you Punks can help me with it too... just what is the score with Army of Darkness???

I love your website and recently downloaded a lot of the sound files only to discover something curious...

I know there was an alternate ending made for AoD, the version I have on video contains it after the credits... But some other stuff is missing or different in my version for instance after the bad Ash goody two shoes taunt good Ash blows him away and says "...I ain't that good." In my version but the soundbite you have says "...good / bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Also my version doesn't contain the 'Mr. Fancy Pants' bit of dialogue (the part ending) "you don't lead but two things right now: jack and shit and jack just left town"

Just how many different versions of this film are there!!! Is there ever going to be some all consuming super DVD version with all the stuff in from all versions?

Any help on this would be appreciated!

Cheers
-Al-

P.S. Anna as Leia yummmmmmmmm :P~~~

hee hee ;)
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 09:53:52 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish Groovy...
Guys this is a copy of a letter I sent to a website recently... see if you Punks can help me with it too... just what is the score with Army of Darkness???

I love your website and recently downloaded a lot of the sound files only to discover something curious...

I know there was an alternate ending made for AoD, the version I have on video contains it after the credits... But some other stuff is missing or different in my version for instance after the bad Ash goody two shoes taunt good Ash blows him away and says "...I ain't that good." In my version but the soundbite you have says "...good / bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Also my version doesn't contain the 'Mr. Fancy Pants' bit of dialogue (the part ending) "you don't lead but two things right now: jack and shit and jack just left town"

Just how many different versions of this film are there!!! Is there ever going to be some all consuming super DVD version with all the stuff in from all versions?

Any help on this would be appreciated!

Cheers
-Al-

P.S. Anna as Leia yummmmmmmmm :P~~~

hee hee ;)
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 08:57:42 (GMT)
David Murphy  
(sorry) M.D. came in :)) erm... yeah so far only holiday I am getting this year is Reading (again!)... I might visit Paris a couple of times.. I dunno...

-David
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 08:53:19 (GMT)
David Murphy Star Wars Parts!
Chris, yeah you should be back here hanging with the rest of us freaks and loosers. Exams suck.. big style.

So Anna, where did you get this aforementioned attire?

Pete & Jungle Brother, Cyprus, nice destination.
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 08:52:37 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
This is the begining of a very...very lony day! See you on the other side!
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 08:20:14 (GMT)
Dan McWhoa  
Anne: is it the Metal Bikini costume .... if so WOW... you got the part....
Friday, January 22, 1999 at 01:23:49 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Note the time...note the last comment made by Anne...guess why I'm still awake???
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 19:23:17 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Chris, I'll soothe your anger

Guys, I have a princess lea costume at home getting dusty, though judging on the typical male thought, I think it had better stay there.....
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 18:53:01 (GMT)
Peter McCorrection VEGAS BABY!!
In the little booklet it says:

April 29th Florence and Normandy

Even though I happen to agree with you because that is what it sounds like.

Sory I'm being realy anal arn't I.

Criss man, that sucks! I hate exams also, I feel sorry for you.

Me and J.B booked up our holiday! WOOHOO!!

Cyprus, 16 June, for 2 weeks of sun, sea, partying and loads of other shit!
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 18:33:09 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Blackadder,hostility towards Baldrick.

P.S. "Anger is a gift."
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 18:29:00 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Anger, hostility towards uni... Anger you got that anger huh.... April twentyninth flew into normandy .....
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 15:32:44 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
ANGER....ANGER.....ANGER.....
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 15:32:12 (GMT)
Chris "I hate uni." Pile Stuff
Damn, I know more than half the monkeys in my class (big heed) but when it came to the exam I froze, spent 10 mins reading the first question (3 lines) and completely screwed up. Arse, I revised like crazy yet the exam was only 1 hour and covered the only three areas I didn't revise in detail.
Why do exams never test your ability and knowledge? I get the feeling my degree results aren't gonna reflect my knowledge and I may as well be back home with a job and hanging with you guys.
:(
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 14:04:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete : Woah Dude!! Thats pretty (bleep)ed up right here...

It's an 8:00pm showing... Jon you up for it??

-David
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 13:43:12 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I may be doing too much work to be able to visit the cinema with u guys tonight, I'll let you know nearer the time.
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 13:25:26 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Jabba, hostility towards Slimfast products.
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 13:05:14 (GMT)
Dan McYeahBabyYeah  
Cooool...... Can we get carrie Fisher to reprise her role as Leia... theres nothing like the original, even if she is getting a bit older.... Uh Uh Uh
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 12:58:43 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Leia : Incest Sisters hostility towards the Empires Mission

:)

-David
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 12:18:07 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Dillusions of grandure, hostility towards Luke Skywalker.
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 12:13:22 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I thought about a Star Wars spoof (again).. but that would require a lot more work than our own original thing.. If you checked out the www.studiocreations.com site they have made a cool movie that is the trailer from "Clerks" set on the Death Star!! :)

-David
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 11:35:05 (GMT)
Dan McTheDirector  
Lets make a Porn....

.......no on second thoughts lets not....
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 11:29:05 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Even Better!! Lets make a movie :) ... Equipment isn't hard to get hold of. And Props are pretty easy to make. It would be cool. And at least fun, even if the film was crappy :)

Sci-Fi is the way forwards.. Dan? Jon? any ideas? It would be a laugh...

-David
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 09:59:16 (GMT)
David Murphy Build A Stormtrooper
Lets build a stormtrooper...

http://www.studiocreations.com/html/howto.html

-David
Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 09:42:49 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Meet Joe Black... Tonight, 8:00pm UCI..

Pete are you taking the piss out of my typing?? Your one to talk with your retarded spelling...

-David
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 20:24:06 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
oK tHEn DaVid We'LL Do ThAt
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 16:37:43 (GMT)
David 'bored!' Murphy  
ARGH!.. Pete, JOn, Club MontePulciano seems not to be on this Saturday... Oh no!.. well seek other entertainments.. maybe go Where It's At! again.. or Happiness Stans? Will have a look around...

-David
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 16:12:00 (GMT)
Dan McBored  
Ambler, hostility towards slow people
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 16:10:24 (GMT)
Dan Mche he he  
he he he....ha ha ha ha hah hah ha ha he he ....heh heh..... heh heh heh
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 15:19:25 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Back hander : hostility towards stupid women!
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 14:55:12 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Rambler : Hostility towards the long noticeboard compostion...
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 14:08:23 (GMT)
Dan McHa  
Shambles hostility, towards crap websites ...he he he
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 14:06:27 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Dangleberries, hostility to incorrect wiping.
Wednesday, January 20, 1999 at 10:59:37 (GMT)
David Murphy  
It's all gone a bit Quiet!...

HELLO... Hello... hello... hel... h

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 22:06:07 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Manger : Hostility towards the new religion

Dance the Fandanger : Hostility towards the dance tradition

and last and very much least :

Wanker : hostility towards the porno-vision.

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 21:56:30 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Tangles - hostility towards hair
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 18:11:51 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
ENTANGLER... Hostility towards the odd possition

...Oh yes!
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 16:35:21 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Mangles hostility towards washing machines
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 16:34:50 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Joe Mangle, that is
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 16:34:14 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Mangle hostility towards Neighbours...
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 16:33:24 (GMT)
Dan McArrrggghhh  
Hello, its the return of the Mc....

i have been working lots.... plus I busted my Pc, which is now fixed....
Worked lots on sat, worked all day sunday and all night - went home at 8:30 monday morning but, no more late nights yippee...... i feel like pooh
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 15:23:44 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Ranger - Hostility towards Yogi bear
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 14:05:46 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I know a man, who speaks to the walls..

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 14:04:04 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Bangles Hostility toward 80's music

Strip, while your woman is hot you've got to strip while your woman hot. huh!

Punks.
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 12:59:19 (GMT)
David Murphy  
BANGER Hostility towards the Mash Potato

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 12:55:53 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Chris - Has your girlfriend completely lost the plot?

Passed my theory test today, only got one question wrong. Cool.

DANGLER hostility towards underwear!
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 12:13:58 (GMT)
David Murphy GPK!
Check out the link.. Nostalgia city!!..

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mdlarson/garbage.html

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 09:46:34 (GMT)
David Murphy  
75% argh thats terrible.. was well hard today..

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 09:41:28 (GMT)
David Murphy 37!!
Here is the link for the game that Kevin Smith fans have been waiting for :

http://www.hit-n-run.com/37/

-David
Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 09:11:35 (GMT)
David Murphy  
When I say working what I was doing in camden was wandering around saying "do I work here?" and looking lost and confused...

this isn't true....

Dan I don't know how you work the hours you do...

-David
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 22:54:21 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Anne:??????....??????!!!!!

David: I hate to tell you this... YOU DON'T WORK IN CAMDEN! No wonder you were home so late. You've got to stop experimenting bro!
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 21:12:18 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Anna! Stop it!... your scaring me :)

Pete, we would not have been able to see Meet Joe Black tonight any how... as I got in from work at 8:40 .. oh yes.. 12 hour shifts.. lovely... no over time pay.. stuck in camden with a bunch of monkeys trying to get the audio routed through their monitor matrix.. yawn!... hmm I think I'm going to watch a relaxing movie now...

-David
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 18:18:25 (GMT)
Anne Holt  
Don't try this at home folks: just thought that I'd browse the net and check how overdue my library books are only to find that as I opened the door, I met an uncomfortably high pile of items including: two parasoles, out-door chair covers, a pair of shoes, a hammock, three airers, a wendy house, a child's tent, four beach mats, a cricket bat, badminton racket, box of toys, basket of washing, five gold rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. So you can well imagine the pain I am in, having spent the last 20 minutes trying to lie over it all and type this. Incidently, all this stuff was moved from behind the washing machine - in what? Marie Poppin's Carpet bag?

Chris: for someone clever enough to devise this notice board, it was a tad silly to forget a spell-checker don't you think (not the witch variety), - jeens????

love and kisses
Anna
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 14:26:02 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Wrangler.. Hostility towards jeens.
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 13:06:05 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Sorry that was suposed to be:

ANGLER... Hostility towards fishing!
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 13:03:35 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
ANGLING... Hostility towards fishing
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 13:02:10 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
F*%@! I've just been roped into working tonight!

I want to see Meet Joe Black!
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 12:41:18 (GMT)
David Murphy Zoot Suit Riot...
Hey just been reminded of something by a guy that works here, for all the old Stairway/Raw Rock guys :

Anger.. Hostility towards the opposition
Anger.. etc. etc.

-David
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 12:23:04 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Can't resist... must... keep... checking... noticeboard... AAARRGGHH!
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 10:53:40 (GMT)
David Murphy  
I don't believe you...

I made it to 10:00am before I had to do any work today :) And then it was only re-sizing an image to send to one of our distributors. It's now 5 to 11... think I might tidy my desk ho ho ...

-David
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 10:38:17 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
RIGHT!

I'm DEFINITY going to do some work today!
Monday, January 18, 1999 at 09:20:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Argh, it's monday morning.. oh no.. there are loads of hours left until the weekend... boo hoo...

Dan you still working bonkers hours??

-David
Saturday, January 16, 1999 at 17:53:41 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I am working - honest.
Saturday, January 16, 1999 at 15:26:53 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Should I do my assignment or should I make a bacon roll?
Mmmmm bacon roll....DOH!!
Saturday, January 16, 1999 at 01:45:14 (GMT)
Peter Up Late Rees  
If you think I'm sexy,
And you want my body,
Go ahead and let it show.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 18:56:55 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
I've got the "should I pack for uni, or check the Notice Board" syndrome.

SeeYa later people.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 15:45:57 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Jon: It looks like you've got the 'shall I sit and do this assignment or should I check the noticeboard one more time' syndrome!

and the 'shall I do a little more work or should I pace around the house, say hello to the cat and make a cup of coffee' syndrome.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 12:59:00 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Ooops !:) you see you get a DVD and I think I killed my Playstation last night chipping it. I should be able to fix it by removing the chip... hehe .. oh well..

I want to get a DVD player in my home PC this month.. they are pretty cheap for PC and you can get rid of the Territory protection on films as well..

-David
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 12:39:30 (GMT)
Dan McHaHaHa  
I just got a DVD drive put into my computer.... ha ha ha.... and I still have my 36 speed cd-rom drive... ha ha ha... ha ha ha
oh .... what am I laughing about I'm still at work... doh! (although I did go home briefly last night)
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 12:37:02 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I am "The Great Cornholio"...Are you threatening me??
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 12:01:45 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dude... Chill...

-David
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:27:14 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I think maybe I've had too much coffee.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:26:32 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I think we should re-name the notice board "Jon's Notice Board".
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:25:15 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Surely I must have set a record for the most amount of messages from one person in a row.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:24:05 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Pete - Are you still alive?
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:23:25 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Oh yeah, I'll bring your tape as well.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:22:36 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Yeah, I,ll give it to you tomorrow night.
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 11:14:40 (GMT)
Dan McBitter  
B*****ds
Friday, January 15, 1999 at 08:52:08 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon, did I leave my mystery sience theatre 3000 tape round your place?? Cos I need it back before Sunday :)

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 20:08:56 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
arse... yep i'm still at work....
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 19:34:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan I'm about to eat dinner.. then go to the pub...

We'll be talking about you :)

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 19:32:09 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Still at work
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 18:51:59 (GMT)
Dan McUh  
What am I laughing about I'm still at work....doh!
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 18:50:04 (GMT)
Dan Mc17inchSony  
Ha ha ha.... beautiful... ha ha ha
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 18:13:53 (GMT)
Chris 'upset' Pile Stuff
Booo Hooo, not only am I going back to uni but my monitor has decided to self destruct. I'm having to use a 14" flickery monitor until I can sort out my main screen.
:(
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 17:38:27 (GMT)
David Murphy  
See you in the pub :)

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 15:22:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Anyway... ! :) I still got the demo of a game called Alpha Centuri sat on my HD and I have not had the chance to play it yet! :)

Hmm gotta get multiplayer quake sessions going again here...

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 14:41:38 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Cool.
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 14:04:57 (GMT)
Dan McHello  
Hello David ... jink...

HalfLife is brilliant in single player, so there, even without the multiplayer game it is worth the asking price...
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 14:02:52 (GMT)
Dan McFreeman  
HalfLife is a 1st person shooter using a heavily modified Quake2 engine.... It rocks... The single player game is soooo cool with a great storyline. The multiplayer game is also really cool, I play everyday...
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 14:00:38 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Halflife is a first person shooter, with half a design, which seems to have amazed everyone, fact is though it is what Quake should have been 3 years ago..

still it looks quite pretty on a very fast PC with a expensive graphics card..

however, first person games are pretty dull in one player...

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 13:05:22 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
What is HalfLife?
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 12:55:04 (GMT)
David Murphy nerf herder
Check the link

Pub tonight...

Halflife is quite nice from what I have seen...

-David
Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 09:42:29 (GMT)
Dan McFreeman  
HalfLife rules supreme...
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 17:46:24 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Your mumma is so poor that one time I saw her kicking a can down the street - I said "What you doin?" She said "Movin"
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 17:04:38 (GMT)
Dan McInsult  
Insult of the week:

Your momma so fat I had to swerve to avoid hitting her and I ran out of petrol....
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 16:52:28 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Video sounds good.. nothing at cinema, unless you wanna see the siege??


Will phone...
-David
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 16:31:52 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Yeah baby.
How about cinema, video or gay sex?

Call me.
Love Jon.
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 14:15:23 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Jon, nowt, you wanna do something??

-David
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 13:24:39 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Pete : I think you need to go back to college so you can learn how to spell!

If the pubs on Thursday whats on today?
Game on strip club!
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 13:16:46 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
I've been back to coledge since Monday and I still haven't had a leason yet...God dammit! and I'm not going to have one today either. I was actualy looking forward to geting back to coledge as well!

But on the bright side I've got two assignments two presentations and one exam to do over the next week...woopee!
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 11:14:58 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Best Quote ever! :)

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

From Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 10:53:43 (GMT)
David Murphy its Back!
Al, if they can deliver that at an affordable price, with DVD (shooting their own DVD hardware in the foot) it will be great..

Dan, guess you get paid more than me cos you Earn! more than me :)

Just a reminder, Pub is now on Thursday..

I think I'm the only person in the world to like Pen-Pen Tri-ice-athon on Dreamcast..

-David
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 10:22:33 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Last I heard David was that the figure is in fact between 10mill and 15mill in terms of polys flung! Cor! eh!

Fingers crossed this is the case, giving the amount of Sony smirking going on whenever they comment on dreamcast it would seem to be about right.
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 10:18:04 (GMT)
Dan McDreamcast  
Played VirtuaFighter 3tb .... it stinks... only good feature is the rings and background....
....Sonic Adventure is really good looking .... damn fast ...although there is a bit of bad pop-up sometimes ....cool
Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 08:23:39 (GMT)
Dan McTiredAgain  
Boohoo Boohoo ....

....left work at 10pm arrive at work at 8:15am ..... boohoo .... I want my life back.... boohoo

DanMc:(
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 21:38:58 (GMT)
David Murphy bonkers movie
Chris.. nope we have moved the pub to Thursday.. due to Dan not being able to make it.. so now Pete can come.. which means everone except Dan and Gem will be there :(

erm.. also Meet Joe Black comes out on friday and is not on for Preview...

-David
Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas is one freaky acid trip.. it rocks...

wait! we can't stop here! It's BAT COUNTRY!
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 21:18:55 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
HiYa!
Mmmm. We saw Pete and David walking off together towards a dark alleyway last night. Said they were going to the cinema but were walking in the opposite direction. Oooohh Sir, suits you!

Bad news, I'm back to Stuffyshire on Saturday :( Arrgghh. Exams, project.

David: Surely we will see Meet Joe Black on Thursday.
SeeYa!
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 16:44:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Pete, thanks dude.. thats real nice of you to think of me :) Anyway.. I figure if I go for my CNA (Certified Novell Administrator) Qualification (my company offered to send me on courses :) I can demand more money in the long run.. I guess I still got 2-3 years before I need enough to sort out some startup capital for my cafe. If anyone wants in on it, it would be quite nice :) particularly someone with some catering and business knowledge, know anyone like that Pete? Jon? :)

-David
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 16:08:07 (GMT)
Dan McBilly  
Billy's Gay .... Billy's Gay
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 15:59:12 (GMT)
Pete the Statisian  
David, I thought I might bore you with some statistical research I've been doing:

The average salery of a non manual working male between the age of 21 and 24 is £15,397 per year. The median value however is a little more reasuring at £12,386.

The percentage of people within your group that earn less than you (I've used £11,440 as a basis for my estimations) is 48.5%. So realy its not all bad.

What may also make you feel a little bit better is that the average salary for a female non manual worker under the age of 18 is £6,125!! So that is something for you to be thankfull for.

If you would like any further information on this subject I would be more than happy to bore you with it!

Billy has just been walking up and down across the keyboard (without actualy pressing anything...quite impressive for such a fat slut!) and he is now trying to eat the disk that is poking out of the drive...such a gay bird!
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 14:55:55 (GMT)
Dan McSorryAgain:(  
Sorry... on my last message I meant to write 'DanMc:('
ok...

DanMc:(
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 14:55:03 (GMT)
Dan McSorry  
Change of plans.... I have to work late all this week and therefore won't be able to come to pub tomorrow night...
I already worked all of last weekend and probably have to work all next weekend... boohoo i wanna go home... sleep...

DanMc:)
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 12:17:47 (GMT)
David Murphy Bond-Tastic
Okay..

Pete Seige got nice review on Internet Movie Database (from real people, not movie critics).. so we are seeing that Thursday..

Right Pub on Wednesday this week.. and on Thursday next week :)

-David
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 12:12:30 (GMT)
Dan McPub  
Who is coming to pub on wednesday.... David give Evil John a call, he said he might come (to pub that is you sic)...
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 10:37:46 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Yeah. But screen shots are always a long time in coming.. however I am sure we will see some more concrete info before summer is here.. well lets hope so...

-David
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 09:47:33 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Yeah Coooool... can't wait to get my grubby mits on the new hardware... although I would rather see some games than just a list of proposed specs.
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 09:41:55 (GMT)
David Murphy Radical !
Hey Al, you sure about the 10 Million polys you quoted for PSx2..
The new VooDoo 3 cards are only producing 7 million, and they are the most advanced graphics card (well at a home level)... and they will cost a small fortune.

So asumming PSx2 has DVD AND this super Duper graphics card.. either Sony is willing to loose a load of money in hardware sales OR! it is going to charge like 500 quid for the console..

Just a thought (rumours rock !:)
-David
Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 09:17:13 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Dan you still earn more than I do! :) Everyone does...

Pete don't for get Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas tonight, 6:20 :)

-David
Monday, January 11, 1999 at 15:38:00 (GMT)
Dan McSkint  
Cool.... gonna lend us some money then.... ha ha ha only joking.
Monday, January 11, 1999 at 14:22:55 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Hmm, seems I just got a pay rise, I go from pityful ammount of money to pityful ammount of money + 12%. Hmm most of which I image in the tax man will kindly remove for me, and spend on shit that I don't care about..

At least it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, and I got some useful Novell training courses into the deal. (which means I can get a real job at 30k+) It's a start I guess...

-David
Monday, January 11, 1999 at 10:10:50 (GMT)
David Murphy what the!!?
On Thursday we will be at the Cinema.

On Wednesday, everyone can make it except for you, which is a shame.. and we should be going on Thursdays some time too.. but there are a lot of movies out this week, we got to go and see them.

Besides, the further you are from Alcohol and women, the better quite frankly.

-David
Check the link(if it is still working) some people are really crazy, and they have internet sites.. :)
Monday, January 11, 1999 at 09:34:13 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
Why not pub Thursday?...There's no reason why not.

Saw Psyco last night...it was alright.
Monday, January 11, 1999 at 08:44:29 (GMT)
David Murphy looks like?
Argh Monday.. tired.. cold..

Pub Wednesday??

I'm going to see "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" on Tuesday (UCI special). I think Pete is coming. Anyone else up for it, I should check the times actually.

-David
Saturday, January 09, 1999 at 11:29:37 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Katz: Thanks for the feedback. Ever since I put up the Captive page, I've been getting quite a lot of response. It's really surprised me to see that people are still playing this old classic. I'll be constantly updating the page so stay tuned.
Saturday, January 09, 1999 at 02:06:42 (GMT)
Katz  
You asked for ppl to let you know if they played Captive. I do, it's a great game. I played it on the Atari ST and now have found a PC version, which is exactly the same. It won't load old Atari saved games (not that I kept them or anything), but it runs the same and all the codes work. I am currently up to Mission 3, Level5. I have codes and all up to the end of Mission 6. Unfortunately they are printed out or I could send them to you. But I would be glad to help ppl out with the game. I have gotten stuck on only one level, which is in mission 3. It seems that I can't find out where to go next, I've checked for false walls, buttons, etc and nothing seems to work. So I went on to the next level, but I did find out that it looks like I will have to find a way to complete the level before I can go to the Space Station. Anyway, this is my all time favorite game and it does have at least 65000 levels, so it could be a lifetime of playing. Thanx for your nice web site.
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 16:43:56 (GMT)
David Murphy View Askew
Kevin Smith Fans (thats Clerks, Mallrats etc. etc.) Visit!

http://www.viewaskew.com/

it rocks hard... go near the bottom of the page, and try 37! the quotes game..

-David
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 16:03:25 (GMT)
David Murphy Cool T-shirts
visit the link for some cool T-Shirts and stuff...

-David
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 15:45:01 (GMT)
David Murphy  
YEEAHHH weekend... And I got a CD-Writer sorted out here at work..

lots of 'custom' CDs coming up :))

-David
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 11:43:58 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Why, thank you
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 11:09:44 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Dan - You stink.

Jon.
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 10:58:40 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Hey what about me
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 10:14:51 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
David - I love you man.

Jon.
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 08:52:37 (GMT)
David Murphy ho ho ho ha!
Go visit the link.. very ammusing..

-David
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 08:28:10 (GMT)
David Murphy Muppets in space
Pete Jon is not free on a Thursday.. so obviously you care muchmore about yourself than you do about Jon, just what kind of friend do you think you are... you sicken me...

-David
Friday, January 08, 1999 at 07:59:57 (GMT)
Dan McHello  
Yep
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 21:51:03 (GMT)
Peter Rees  
You're all using this terible language just to spite me aren't you...Just the same as you all insist on going to the pub on Wednesdays, instead of Thursdays when we are all free!

Skrew the lot of ya!
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 14:48:28 (GMT)
David Murphy Talking of which
Starwars new ship at

http://www.synicon.com.au/sw/yhead/yhead.htm

-David
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 14:39:50 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Jabba the Hutt doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Hutt.
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 13:51:12 (GMT)
Dan Mc  
Well then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch...
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 12:36:02 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

Jon.
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 10:50:36 (GMT)
David Murphy nice show...
I love the show.. and pretty ladies.. and Xander is cool and funny.

-David
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 10:48:08 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
I think I'm in love with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Jon.
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 09:44:11 (GMT)
David Murphy How stressed am I?
Pub was fun.. I'm not sleeping at the moment.. so I feel real dodgy! argh

Check the link out.

New Friends and ER tonight oh nice...
Then I'm going to bed!

-David
Thursday, January 07, 1999 at 09:22:18 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Once again the powers of the 'erb combine to send me to work apparently, DOH!

:^)
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 19:16:58 (GMT)
Jon Brigly  
"Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. Whats the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."

Jon.
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 17:50:44 (GMT)
Chris Pile Stuff
Pete: What in the?? Have you been dreaming about the notice board or something? You did put up a message about your name in the list and I said it's because the list is in alphabetical order. I can't find your original funny little comment though?? Please explain the joke I don't get it.

Anything happening Thursday? Pete are you working then?

Are James and Al back to work?

Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's off to the pub we go......
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 16:04:24 (GMT)
David Murphy no site this time...
That'll be why I don't get any worms.

Has anyone else got the Darth Mal Vs. Ewan Macgregor picture from Vanity Fair??

Is it just me or does Darth Mal look like he has a huge nose and is trying to kiss Ewan?

-David
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 14:51:36 (GMT)
Dan McEarlyBird  
I'll probably be there from about 7:40pm.... as I will be coming straight from work...

They say that the EarlyBird catches the worm.... whoever they are...
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 14:47:35 (GMT)
David Murphy binggly bongly..
Would you expect anything less of me Jon :)

-David
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 14:45:17 (GMT)
Jon 'Up for it' Brigly  
I'll see you guys at 8.00 (except David who probably wont turn up until 9.45).

Check you later.
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 13:55:15 (GMT)
David Murphy @rtFLUX
hehe Cool. :)

-David
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 12:41:42 (GMT)
Dan McOKThen  
Gem and I will be at Moon on the Hill from 8pm onwards...
..ok, see you there.... dude.

DanMc:)
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 10:36:44 (GMT)
David Murphy  
Me, Jez, His girl, Chris, I guess Anna?, Fran.

Got to talk to JonB and Evil Bastard.

But if you can't be bothered you lazy old man then don't worry :)

-David
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 08:48:50 (GMT)
Dan McHello  
Is anyone else gonna bother coming to pub... if not then I can't be bothered either... who is going?
Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 08:40:20 (GMT)
David Murphy wobbly wobbly wob.
Pub tonight. Nice..

Anyone doing anything on Friday. Or Saturday? I got no plans or anything, but I'd like to do something groovy.

-David
Tuesday, January 05, 1999 at 21:38:57 (GMT)
Peter IHateYouAll Rees  
What happened to the witty little coment that I put on here two days ago, I'm being sabataged! It went something along the lines of:

Woah! Its so small...and funnily enough so is the notice board!

Bu-Dum...Tshe!

I also moaned that my name was stuck down the bottom of the list and I have to scroll down to reach it.

Whoever deleted the last comment: I'll make you pay if you try it again!
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 16:45:28 (GMT)
David Murphy wooble
yeah thats why we go on Wednsday though, so we don't actually have to Listen to him moaning to us face to face.. can ignore what he writes on here.. whereas in the pub he is difficult to ignore..

So we go on Wednesday.. and conviently he is work.. good planning eh...

-David
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 14:40:18 (GMT)
Dan McYeahBabyYeah  
Pub on wednesday sounds pretty cool... wait for it, Petey's gonna start moanin..
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 12:03:46 (GMT)
David Murphy ... wooop ...
Seems everyone was ill at some point over Xmas/New Year.. loads of my mates from Demo scene were also pretty ill.. I had all that crap before Xmas (ment I missed Mask Of Zorro)...

Oh Well...

-David
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 10:07:27 (GMT)
Alastair Cornish  
Hi all sorry I couldn't make new years or pete's B'day but as usual I was Ill, maybe next year eh?

:(
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 10:00:49 (GMT)
David Murphy oh noooooo
Arrrrrrgh, got to work.. everything was broken.. oh no this sucks.. boo-hoo...

OH well..

Pub Wednesday...

-David
Monday, January 04, 1999 at 08:51:57 (GMT)
Dan McNappyNewYear  
Arrrggghhh back to work already... I overslept... doh...

Happy New Year to everyone, did anyone get upto anything spectacular (can't spell so leave me alone) ?

Star Trek Insurrection last night, was pretty cool, not as good as First contact though.

Chris when are you going back to uni, we have to arrange to go out..

DanMcNiceToSeeTheNameFieldIsLonger:)
Sunday, January 03, 1999 at 21:16:39 (GMT)
David Murphy Nice images
Argh back to work tomorrow .. oh no! :)

-David
Friday, January 01, 1999 at 20:17:15 (GMT)
Chris Pile Space 1999
HiYa!

Happy New Year. Hope everyone enjoyed themselves last night. I'm a tad tired having finally got home at about 8.30am but had a great time. Bumped into Jeff at Trafalgar Square.

SeeYa!
Friday, January 01, 1999 at 13:15:44 (GMT)
David Murphy boink
Happy new year... my goodness it is 1999...

-David



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